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Went for an Indian last night,was talked in to having something different to my usual chicken tikka.
I had a tarka instead,it's like tikka,just a little otter.Comment
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I have a feeling I've stuck pins in this doll before.
I have this sense of deja voodoo.Comment
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I've just booked the same table as last year for me and my wife on Valentine's Day.
Hopefully she will pot more than one ball this year.Comment
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Sound up, girls and boys...
"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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Good joke, I thought, from comedian Rahul Kohli on a R4 show today about National Identity. 'I'm a Geordie, I'm Indian and I'm a man...or you could call me a Newcastle Brown Male!'
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Harrods buyer sobs: "Goldberg, I give in - I WILL order some of your ribbon. Send me enough to reach from the tip of your nose to the tip of your willy ..."
Next morning on phone: "Goldberg, there are three lorries here marked Goldberg Ribbons and we agreed you could send me enough ribbon to reach from the tip of your nose to the tip of your willy!!!"
Goldberg: "Yes, And the tip of my willy is in Poland ..."Comment
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A few days ago, on "C'est Canteloup" (a topical sketch show)
- So M. Sarkozy, how are you treating Carla for St Valentine?
- I've booked a perfect table and dinner at La Tour d'Argent
- I hope you enjoy it
- Are you mad? I'm not going, its Real Madrid v PSG!Comment
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A guy is walking through the Olympic Village in Pyeongchang with a sledge. "What are you, sir?" says a passer-by. "I'm a tobogganist!" "Brilliant! Can I have 20 Benson and Hedges, please?"
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Variants of this seem to have done the rounds....Originally posted by Alain Maréchal View Post
e.g.
"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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Police raided Kermit the frogs lily pad last night,and found hundreds of naked pictures of Miss Piggy.....
They say it's the worst case of Frogs Porn they've ever seen.Comment
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