Current favourite jokes

[Richard Barrett]

Petroc managed to read it ass Crown Imperial

Not sure that was an improvement.

[Serial_Apologist]

Not sure that was an improvement.

Well with devaluation it could have been half a crown!

[Conchis]

'I put my hand in her and it came out all wet. And as soon as I'd taken my hand out, she went down on me.


I definteily need to buy a new boat.'

[Padraig]

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

[Beef Oven!]

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin pi

[Serial_Apologist]

Pumpkin pi

London's new T Zone.

[MrGongGong]

Why was the former conductor of the Berlin Philharmonic always first off the plane?

Because he only had Karajan luggage

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

Why was the former conductor of the Berlin Philharmonic always first off the plane?

Because he only had Karajan luggage

... and usually someone else karajan it for him!

[jean]

[un barbu]

An old friend reminded me of the University Registrar receiving a form asking him to list his staff broken down by age and sex. "All of them," he replied.

[ahinton]

An old friend reminded me of the University Registrar receiving a form asking him to list his staff broken down by age and sex. "All of them," he replied.

!!!

[arthroceph]

@jean, got it now. You swedes can make us suffer for 90 minutes, but you'll never make us give back all those pencils we stole.

Ditto Rep of Ireland to the Danes, not Ikea in that case, but JYSK!

[johncorrigan]

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
To get to the same side.

[jean]

@jean, got it now. You swedes can make us suffer for 90 minutes, but you'll never make us give back all those pencils we stole.

I thought it was a particularly Italian joke especially when I found this, an elaborate pesce d'Aprile story about a Sicilian couple who were convicted of the theft of thousands of IKEA pencils which they intended to sell top the private La Kore university.

But it turns out to be an internet meme far more widely diffused:

[johncorrigan]

@jean, got it now. You swedes can make us suffer for 90 minutes, but you'll never make us give back all those pencils we stole.

Ditto Rep of Ireland to the Danes, not Ikea in that case, but JYSK!

Thanks for the explanation...that's pretty funny.