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  • Padraig
    Full Member
    • Feb 2013
    • 4226

    I remember James Boyce.
    Last edited by Padraig; 09-08-17, 09:56.

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    • ahinton
      Full Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 16122

      Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post
      Sadly not - we've lost our chains!
      Pull the other one!

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      • ahinton
        Full Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 16122

        Originally posted by Caliban View Post


        The good old days....
        Up to their old Trex again, I see...

        (Blimey, that must date me...)

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        • Serial_Apologist
          Full Member
          • Dec 2010
          • 37592

          Originally posted by ahinton View Post
          Up to their old Trex again, I see...

          (Blimey, that must date me...)
          Yep - middle aged spread...

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          • Stanfordian
            Full Member
            • Dec 2010
            • 9308

            Originally posted by ahinton View Post
            Up to their old Trex again, I see...

            (Blimey, that must date me...)
            'Trex'. Now that's taking me back.

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            • DracoM
              Host
              • Mar 2007
              • 12960

              I always think about words / names sometimes on threads like this that anyone under 40 is very unlikely to have the fainted inkling about.

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              • Braunschlag
                Full Member
                • Jul 2017
                • 484

                One of my new hobbies involves trying to get inside small suitcases and zipping them up. It’s very addictive.

                Sometimes I can barely contain myself….

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                • Pianorak
                  Full Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 3127

                  Originally posted by Braunschlag View Post
                  One of my new hobbies involves trying to get inside small suitcases and zipping them up. It’s very addictive.

                  Sometimes I can barely contain myself….
                  Hmm, do be careful. Remember this? The MI6 spy found dead in a bag three years ago probably locked himself in the holdall and died as a result of a tragic accident, Scotland Yard has said. [Guardian 2013]
                  My life, each morning when I dress, is four and twenty hours less. (J Richardson)

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                  • ferneyhoughgeliebte
                    Gone fishin'
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 30163

                    Originally posted by Braunschlag View Post
                    One of my new hobbies involves trying to get inside small suitcases and zipping them up. It’s very addictive.

                    Sometimes I can barely contain myself….
                    Originally posted by Pianorak View Post
                    Hmm, do be careful. Remember this? The MI6 spy found dead in a bag three years ago probably locked himself in the holdall and died as a result of a tragic accident, Scotland Yard has said. [Guardian 2013]


                    Originally posted by DracoM
                    I always think about words / names sometimes on threads like this that anyone under 40 is very unlikely to have the fainted inkling about.
                    [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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                    • Serial_Apologist
                      Full Member
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 37592

                      A fellow with grass for hair goes to his barber shop.

                      "What will it be, sir? Corn lines, as usual?" asks the barber.

                      "No, a strim will do fine today, thanks" the man replies.

                      (I'm sure someone else must have come up with this one before me )

                      .................................................. .................................................. .........

                      And while I'm feeling that rare thing, which is to say, on form (for a change!):

                      "Some Chilesaurus to go with your veggieburger, sir?"
                      Last edited by Serial_Apologist; 16-08-17, 17:04.

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                      • johncorrigan
                        Full Member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 10348

                        I liked this take on an old joke from the Edina Fringe.

                        'Waiter, waiter! Do you have frogs' legs?'
                        'No! I was born with a congenital spinal condition. But since this Government has cut Disability Allowance I've been forced back into work.'

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                        • gurnemanz
                          Full Member
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 7380

                          A lot of older people wonder if there will be life after death. There is, of course – it just won’t involve them.
                          Lee Nelson

                          (49 more available in i-paper's Edinburgh jokes roundup)

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                          • Nick Armstrong
                            Host
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 26523



                            "...the isle is full of noises,
                            Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                            Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                            Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                            • teamsaint
                              Full Member
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 25195

                              Originally posted by Caliban View Post




                              Been in a few of those....

                              Still, worth a try if your attempts to find an obscure title have been Foyled elsewhere....
                              I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.

                              I am not a number, I am a free man.

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                              • Serial_Apologist
                                Full Member
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 37592

                                Originally posted by teamsaint View Post


                                Been in a few of those....

                                Still, worth a try if your attempts to find an obscure title have been Foyled elsewhere....
                                You should be (b)ooked for that one!

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