Current favourite jokes

[Serial_Apologist]

Line is American. I would not have understood.

Right on queue!

[Lat-Literal]

Under Vince Cable have the Lib Dems become Social Democrats?

No - he is keeping the seat warm for an ardent but shallow feminist and the wheels will come off the bus when the anti-christ Cathy Newman quizzes him on cannabis.

(I believe this is the first time I have contributed to this thread - nay, nay and thrice nay, titter ye not)

[LeMartinPecheur]

Under Vince Cable have the Lib Dems become Social Democrats?

No - he is keeping the seat warm for an ardent but shallow feminist and the wheels will come off the bus when the anti-christ Cathy Newman quizzes him on cannabis.

(I believe this is the first time I have contributed to this thread - nay, nay and thrice nay, titter ye not)

Is this a joke?

[Nick Armstrong]

[Richard Tarleton]

[gradus]

Cracker!

[jean]

And you were worried about chlorinated chickens?

[Serial_Apologist]

And you were worried about chlorinated chickens?

Thanks for this, jean!

The Latest Stories beneath the article are pretty hilarious, too!

[Richard Barrett]

There was a young cat from Cape Cod
who thought Cecil Taylor was God
He practised for years
but no-one with ears
would give him a gig, silly sod

[Serial_Apologist]

There was a young cat from Cape Cod
who thought Cecil Taylor was God
He practised for years
but no-one with ears
would give him a gig, silly sod

[Serial_Apologist]

Blue, Amber, Rudd
Rudd and Amber, and back to Blue.

At the crossroads.

[Richard Tarleton]

Continuing the Schroedinger theme....


© The New Yorker

And one for BBM


© The New Yorker

[Serial_Apologist]

Continuing the Schroedinger theme....


© The New Yorker

And one for BBM


© The New Yorker

I feel quite divided about the first one.

[BBMmk2]

I feel quite divided about the first one.

Thanks Richard!! Although that's a Sousaphone!

[Richard Tarleton]

Thanks Richard!! Although that's a Sousaphone!

One for Pedant's Corner then, BBM