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A duck walks into a bar and asks "have you got any rope?"
The barman says "Sorry, no, we don't." The duck leaves.
Next day the duck returns and asks "have you got any rope?"
The barman says "look, I told you yesterday, no. This is a bar not a hardware shop." The duck leaves.
Next day the duck returns once more and asks "have you got any rope?"
The barman says "this is getting a bit annoying now. No we have no rope, not today, not ever. Can you just order a drink or go away?" The duck leaves.
Next day the duck returns yet again and asks "have you got any rope?"
The barman says "I've had enough now. Get the hell out of here and if you come back again with this idiot question I'm going to nail your feet to the floor." The duck leaves.
Next day the duck walks in and asks "have you got any nails?"
The barman says "no."
The duck asks "have you got any rope?"
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Originally posted by Richard Barrett View PostA duck walks into a bar and asks "have you got any rope?"
The barman says "Sorry, no, we don't." The duck leaves.
Next day the duck returns and asks "have you got any rope?"
The barman says "look, I told you yesterday, no. This is a bar not a hardware shop." The duck leaves.
Next day the duck returns once more and asks "have you got any rope?"
The barman says "this is getting a bit annoying now. No we have no rope, not today, not ever. Can you just order a drink or go away?" The duck leaves.
Next day the duck returns yet again and asks "have you got any rope?"
The barman says "I've had enough now. Get the hell out of here and if you come back again with this idiot question I'm going to nail your feet to the floor." The duck leaves.
Next day the duck walks in and asks "have you got any nails?"
The barman says "no."
The duck asks "have you got any rope?"
Would they be known as QUACKSONS?
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