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  • jean
    Late member
    • Nov 2010
    • 7100

    He gave up performing to concentrate on writing books, but he probably got a bit bored with that.

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    • MrGongGong
      Full Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 18357

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      • Bryn
        Banned
        • Mar 2007
        • 24688

        Originally posted by jean View Post
        From Alexei Sayle's new radio show:

        Father: What d'yer fancy for the National?

        Upwardly mobile university-educated Son: Oh I don't know - Peter Hall's production of Troilus and Cressida?
        Thanks for drawing this important series to my attention. I missed it when it was first broadcast last year, and nearly missed it again. I well recall attending recoreding sessions for Lenin of the Rovers, and Mr. Sayle's "Don't blame me. I didn't write this rubbish". This after the warm up man had complained that we did not laugh loud and long enough during the previous episode. Hopefully this new series features Sayle's own writing.
        Last edited by Bryn; 20-06-17, 20:37.

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        • MrGongGong
          Full Member
          • Nov 2010
          • 18357

          Theresa May - Avoid the vote of no confidence by running through Europe's wheat fields - Play game now! #ComeWheatMay

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          • Nick Armstrong
            Host
            • Nov 2010
            • 26523

            Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post
            "...the isle is full of noises,
            Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
            Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
            Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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            • Petrushka
              Full Member
              • Nov 2010
              • 12238

              Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post
              "The sound is the handwriting of the conductor" - Bernard Haitink

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              • greenilex
                Full Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 1626

                Naughty!

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                • Dave2002
                  Full Member
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 18009

                  Anyone got past 42 metres?

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                  • P. G. Tipps
                    Full Member
                    • Jun 2014
                    • 2978

                    Originally posted by Dave2002 View Post
                    Anyone got past 42 metres?
                    59m ... ...

                    ... and doesn't the new, spruced-up Jezza look a bit like the new, dishevelled Jose Mourinho ... ?

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                    • Stanfordian
                      Full Member
                      • Dec 2010
                      • 9309

                      Originally posted by P. G. Tipps View Post
                      59m ... ...

                      ... and doesn't the new, spruced-up Jezza look a bit like the new, dishevelled Jose Mourinho ... ?


                      Jose looks like Jezza! Are you having a laugh!

                      This smiley photo must have been taken before receiving his latest tax demand.

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                      • MrGongGong
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                        • Nov 2010
                        • 18357

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                        • Richard Barrett
                          Guest
                          • Jan 2016
                          • 6259

                          Interesting, I always had her so-called majesty down as a leaver.

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                          • vinteuil
                            Full Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 12793

                            Originally posted by Richard Barrett View Post
                            Interesting, I always had her so-called majesty down as a leaver.
                            ... o I don't know - ain't the roots pretty continental?






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                            • P. G. Tipps
                              Full Member
                              • Jun 2014
                              • 2978

                              Originally posted by Richard Barrett View Post
                              Interesting, I always had her so-called majesty down as a leaver.
                              Her Gracious Majesty is, of course, quite above such petty plebeian politics.

                              That old 'Lieve' story depends on whether one believes an apparently thoroughly disloyal Michael Gove or not, alongside his other claim about £350m-a-week extra for the NHS.

                              Sadly, credibility is not exactly Mr Gove's strongest card ...

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                              • Stanfordian
                                Full Member
                                • Dec 2010
                                • 9309

                                A German friend the other day joked that we have the German Royal Family Living in England in mouth watering luxury and all paid for by the British taxpayer. Some joke, but it's true!

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