He gave up performing to concentrate on writing books, but he probably got a bit bored with that.
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Originally posted by jean View PostFrom Alexei Sayle's new radio show:
Father: What d'yer fancy for the National?
Upwardly mobile university-educated Son: Oh I don't know - Peter Hall's production of Troilus and Cressida?Last edited by Bryn; 20-06-17, 20:37.
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Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post"The sound is the handwriting of the conductor" - Bernard Haitink
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That ok for you pedants or if you want to complain ? ...
This is all over the place BUT this was the clearest image to grab quickly
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Originally posted by Richard Barrett View PostInteresting, I always had her so-called majesty down as a leaver.
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Originally posted by Richard Barrett View PostInteresting, I always had her so-called majesty down as a leaver.
That old 'Lieve' story depends on whether one believes an apparently thoroughly disloyal Michael Gove or not, alongside his other claim about £350m-a-week extra for the NHS.
Sadly, credibility is not exactly Mr Gove's strongest card ...
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