Current favourite jokes

**vinteuil** · 24-05-17, 15:41

Originally posted by Richard Barrett View Post

Leibniz

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... you refer, I presume, to his Monadoughlogy ?

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**ahinton** · 24-05-17, 15:42

Originally posted by Beef Oven! View Post

Nice

Dough! (other than that eaten by a squid in a polythene bag, that is)...

**Beef Oven!** · 24-05-17, 15:54

Originally posted by ahinton View Post

Dough! (other than that eaten by a squid in a polythene bag, that is)...

Lol! ahinton meets Captain Beefheart!!!

**Richard Tarleton** · 24-05-17, 16:20

Forum Hosts in the good old days

© The New Yorker

**Flay** · 25-05-17, 06:32

Waitrose are giving away cans of Bostik. You'll find them in the gluetin-free aisle.

**BBMmk2** · 26-05-17, 10:41

Originally posted by Flay View Post

Waitrose are giving away cans of Bostik. You'll find them in the gluetin-free aisle.

Very good Flay.

Did'nt Monty Verdi have a brother called Giuseppe Verdi?

**jean** · 26-05-17, 11:26

Reminds me of an item in a Fritz Spiegl April Fool concert in the 1950s - the divertissement Pique-Nique by Jaques Ibert's brother Edouard, better known by his Anglicised nickname.

**Serial_Apologist** · 26-05-17, 11:55

Originally posted by jean View Post

Reminds me of an item in a Fritz Spiegl April Fool concert in the 1950s - the divertissement Pique-Nique by Jaques Ibert's brother Edouard, better known by his Anglicised nickname.

Ah yes, the bear facts. Took me a few secs, that one!

**EdgeleyRob** · 26-05-17, 22:03

I went to Waterstones and asked for a book about turtles
The assistant asked "hardback?" and I replied "yes, and little head"

**johncorrigan** · 26-05-17, 22:58

Originally posted by EdgeleyRob View Post

I went to Waterstones and asked for a book about turtles
The assistant asked "hardback?" and I replied "yes, and little head"

A guy goes to a fancy dress party with a woman on his back.
The host asks him, "And what are you exactly?"
The guest says, “I’m a turtle."
And the host says, "And why do you have a woman on your back?"
The guest replies, "That's Michelle!"

**Jonathan** · 27-05-17, 07:12

The variant I heard of #1975 was someone going to a party with a woman on his back and he says "I'm a snail and this is Michelle"...

**Beef Oven!** · 11-06-17, 16:41

When they're gone, they're gone

**ahinton** · 11-06-17, 17:41

Originally posted by Beef Oven! View Post

When they're gone, they're gone

Oi! You know the rules; NO POLITICS!

**P. G. Tipps** · 11-06-17, 18:37

Originally posted by ahinton View Post

Oi! You know the rules; NO POLITICS!

Spoilsport ... some of the best jokes I've heard for a long time have just come this evening from ** ** ******* ******...

**MrGongGong** · 11-06-17, 19:10

Still works for me

Stewart Lee discusses UKIP, Immigration and Paul Nuttall

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKEsyIuTrO8

Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle. No copyright infringement is intended.

Current favourite jokes

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