Current favourite jokes

[ahinton]

Shocking!

Wire these things being posted? Watts the point?

[Richard Tarleton]

Wire these things being posted? Watts the point?

It's a plug for pasta and potatoes

[Serial_Apologist]

Wire these things being posted? Watts the point?

Ohm sweet ohm!

[johncorrigan]

Ohm sweet ohm!

Resistance is futile!

[Serial_Apologist]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUd5p4vzsBo

[Lento]

It rather reminded me of the one about the street urchin, who goes into this posh cake shop and asks for "A slice of one of your gattoxes, please". "It's pronouned gateau, actually, sir", the man behind the counter tells him. "Oh all right then, I'll have a slice of one of your gateaus, then. How much is it?" "Six pounds" the sales person says. "Six pounds?? For a piece of gattox???" says the urchin; "Well, that's a load of bolleau!"

A man, who can't read very well, looks at the menu. "I'll have one of your pissoles" he asks the waitress. Embarrassed, the young woman replies: "actually, Sir, it starts with a letter 'r'". The man corrects himself: "OK, I'll have one of your rssoles, then".

[johncorrigan]

How much does a pirate charge for corn?

A buck an ear!

[Serial_Apologist]

How much does a pirate charge for corn?

A buck an ear!

Corn isn't allowed on this thread!

[Richard Tarleton]

Corn isn't allowed on this thread!

Raises a rye smile though. At least it's correctly spelt.

[johncorrigan]

At least it's correctly spelt.

[ahinton]

Let's try to avoid unnecessarily floury language in this thread; that's all I husk...

[Serial_Apologist]

Let's try to avoid unnecessarily floury language in this thread; that's all I husk...

Crumbs...

[jean]

That takes the biscuit!

[Beef Oven!]

That takes the biscuit!

Nice

[Richard Barrett]

Nice

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