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Bloke walks into his GP’s office with a mushroom in one nostril, a carrot in the other and a prawn in his ear.
"I think I see the problem," said the doctor. "You're not eating properly.""...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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In the Guardian today:
Three reasons Jesus is an Italian: only an Italian son would live with his mama till he was 30. Only an Italian son could think his mama was still a virgin. Only an Italian mama could think her son was God.
A few more: http://www.theguardian.com/world/201...eir-neighboursMy life, each morning when I dress, is four and twenty hours less. (J Richardson)
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Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post"A total right off"
- Freudian malapropism seen on another website just now."...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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I noted today's Guardian front page splash on the new Mayor of London's beef about his predecessor's failure to address the issue of levels of pollution above the level permitted by the EU found in many London Schools. Given the number of schools concerned, 433, it is surely no wonder that ABdPJ remained tacit re the matter.
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