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  • Nick Armstrong
    Host
    • Nov 2010
    • 26523

    Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post
    The flag positions required for the two letters, I presumed.
    I still don't get the link with your #1542 !
    "...the isle is full of noises,
    Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
    Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
    Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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    • vinteuil
      Full Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 12793

      Originally posted by Caliban View Post
      Don't geddit.....
      ... o Lordy it's as simple as simple - "bumping into IV" = "met a four"

      Got your bus pass yet???

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      • Nick Armstrong
        Host
        • Nov 2010
        • 26523

        Originally posted by vinteuil View Post
        ... o Lordy it's as simple as simple - "bumping into IV" = "met a four"

        Got your bus pass yet???
        "...the isle is full of noises,
        Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
        Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
        Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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        • ferneyhoughgeliebte
          Gone fishin'
          • Sep 2011
          • 30163

          Originally posted by vinteuil View Post
          ... o Lordy it's as simple as simple - "bumping into IV" = "met a four"

          Got your bus pass yet???
          Not me - I'm not allowed out unaccompanied!
          [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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          • johncorrigan
            Full Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 10349

            Originally posted by Caliban View Post
            Sorry 'bout that! I'll get me coat!

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            • Nick Armstrong
              Host
              • Nov 2010
              • 26523

              Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
              Sorry 'bout that! I'll get me coat!


              Glad you liked the original joke though! (Seems a couple of months ago now!)
              "...the isle is full of noises,
              Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
              Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
              Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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              • ahinton
                Full Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 16122

                Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post
                Not me - I'm not allowed out unaccompanied!
                I take it that you have a personal pianist?...

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                • Ferretfancy
                  Full Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 3487

                  Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post
                  Iain Duncan Smith


                  Oh dear! After recent events it would seem he isn't Dracula any more, but van Helsing instead, quite a shock to the system!

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                  • mangerton
                    Full Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 3346

                    Originally posted by Ferretfancy View Post
                    Oh dear! After recent events it would seem he isn't Dracula any more, but van Helsing instead, quite a shock to the system!
                    Do you think so? You may be right. OTOH, it could be said that six years is rather a long time even for such a Damascene conversion. I rather tend to the view that his stance on BREXIT may have something to do with his resignation, but of course I could be wrong too.

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                    • vinteuil
                      Full Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 12793

                      .

                      ... "self re-invention" is a great thing.


                      If you can carry it off.....




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                      • Ferretfancy
                        Full Member
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 3487

                        Originally posted by mangerton View Post
                        Do you think so? You may be right. OTOH, it could be said that six years is rather a long time even for such a Damascene conversion. I rather tend to the view that his stance on BREXIT may have something to do with his resignation, but of course I could be wrong too.
                        I'm with you there, but you never know!

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                        • ahinton
                          Full Member
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 16122

                          Originally posted by mangerton View Post
                          Do you think so? You may be right. OTOH, it could be said that six years is rather a long time even for such a Damascene conversion. I rather tend to the view that his stance on BREXIT may have something to do with his resignation, but of course I could be wrong too.
                          This, courtesy of a member in another place (which I'd not seen before he posted it) is more likely to be the source of the decision than either any sudden attack of conscience / sense of justice or indeed a stance on Brexit:

                          The Conservative politician announced his shock resignation last night, citing concerns over disability benefit cuts. However, a legal battle earlier this week has been cited as another possible explaination.


                          So far, it seems to have been played down on most media but there's no hiding place, of course, so we'll see how it plays out.

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                          • mangerton
                            Full Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 3346

                            Originally posted by ahinton View Post
                            This, courtesy of a member in another place (which I'd not seen before he posted it) is more likely to be the source of the decision than either any sudden attack of conscience / sense of justice or indeed a stance on Brexit:

                            The Conservative politician announced his shock resignation last night, citing concerns over disability benefit cuts. However, a legal battle earlier this week has been cited as another possible explaination.


                            So far, it seems to have been played down on most media but there's no hiding place, of course, so we'll see how it plays out.
                            Ah. Indeed. I was of course aware that Universal Credit has been - to put it mildly - a complete MFU* since its inception. This from the article sums it up perfectly:

                            In particular, the DWP has projected that the Universal Credit scheme would be extended to 12 million claimants by 2017. However, figures suggest that a mere 200,000 have joined the scheme, which would represent a gross failure to meet the target.

                            I was however unaware of the court action.

                            * MFU - an abbreviation which I believe means "Monumental Foul Up".

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                            • Beef Oven!
                              Ex-member
                              • Sep 2013
                              • 18147

                              Tory endgames.

                              IDS is preparing for the next venue.

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                              • antongould
                                Full Member
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 8780

                                As Mr GG says IDS is a joke but not a favourite ......

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