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Originally posted by arthroceph View PostRecent momentous breaking news in Nature (the leading science journal):
This Just Revealed:
the Secret to the Legendary Memory of Elephants
Post-it Notes!
The little devils have been using Post-its for the past 100 million years. Explains everything!
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Quote of the week: Barry Humphries, a guest at the grisly wedding of Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch yesterday, when asked what he'd given them as a present...
"David Beckham and a pair of jump leads"
"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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Originally posted by Caliban View PostQuote of the week: Barry Humphries, a guest at the grisly wedding of Jerry Hall and Rupert Murdoch yesterday, when asked what he'd given them as a present...
"David Beckham and a pair of jump leads"
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Mrs. PG and I had a dinner party recently for all our friends and relatives we'd not seen for ages. Since a few of them have children we decided it would be easier if the invitation included children. All through the meal, my four year old niece sat and looked at me intently, not saying anything. I checked my chin and my shirt to make sure I'd not dribbled but couldn't find anything that might give her cause for such attention. I'd tried to engage her in conversation to no avail.
Eventually, the whole table became aware of the stand off between us and waited with baited breath while my sister asked her 'Why are you staring at uncle PG?'
She replied
'I'm waiting to see when he drinks like fish!'
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Originally posted by pastoralguy View PostMrs. PG and I had a dinner party recently for all our friends and relatives we'd not seen for ages. Since a few of them have children we decided it would be easier if the invitation included children. All through the meal, my four year old niece sat and looked at me intently, not saying anything. I checked my chin and my shirt to make sure I'd not dribbled but couldn't find anything that might give her cause for such attention. I'd tried to engage her in conversation to no avail.
Eventually, the whole table became aware of the stand off between us and waited with baited breath while my sister asked her 'Why are you staring at uncle PG?'
She replied
'I'm waiting to see when he drinks like fish!'
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Excellent, Caliban.
Barry Humphries is a nasty piece of work, being a deeply racist and bigoted individual as well as an ultra-conservative (the latter presumably being one reason why he was invited to that unspeakable event), but he hit the spot with that comment. A stopped clock is right twice a day I guess...
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Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post
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