upselling knickers - what muzak helps

[oddoneout]

Thank you so much Constantbee for the laugh out loud posts - I needed them!

[ardcarp]

The there's the theme tune to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK37cuSxXgc

[cloughie]

I suggest ‘As pants the hart’ or something by Knickerlai maybe with some contribution from the Merry Wives. Plus the obvious Air on the G string.

[Serial_Apologist]

I suggest ‘As pants the hart’ or something by Knickerlai maybe with some contribution from the Merry Wives. Plus the obvious Air on the G string.

I always thought it was hair on a G string!

[Dave2002]

They reintroduced it in Scarborough M & S, so I wrote a letter of complaint and received a string of excuses, along with feeble reasons about why it was a good thing. But they failed to answer my questions. I wrote back, asking for answers. My letter was ignored.

I haven’t been in since then.

Perhaps you didn't want any knickers?

Interesting addition to my vocabulary - "sodcasting"!

[Old Grumpy]

I always thought it was hair on a G string!

Pronounced 'air on a G string in Thongsbridge and neighbouring similarly themed villages...

[cloughie]

Pronounced 'air on a G string in Thongsbridge and neighbouring similarly themed villages...

Then there was the stripper’s daughter who was the heir to the G string!

[Bryn]

I always thought it was hair on a G string!

Aaron A. who?

[Triforium]

Let's not leave out the Taco Bell Canon....

[oddoneout]

Julie Andrews and My Favourite Thongs should go down well with some.

[jayne lee wilson]

This thread - its sad title always riding high among the new posts: the lowest of low points for a once-great, once-serious forum......

OH, ENOUGH ALREADY, PLEASE!!

[Serial_Apologist]

This thread - its sad title always riding high among the new posts: the lowest of low points for a once-great, once-serious forum......

OH, ENOUGH ALREADY, PLEASE!!

I'll go along with that.

[Eine Alpensinfonie]

I think this tread has run its course now.

Now closed.