Government ministers today insisted" Buying a round" will not be outlawed along with "Putting Twenty Quid in the Pot" in their continuing programme of rolling back the cultural Marxoid collectivism in Society.
"We disapprove of the practice of 'My turn. What's yours?' but it's a bridge too far to ban it." cliched the ginger haired one with glasses.
The old bald one insisted "'We are not right wing nutters, but all hard working Daily Mail readers will concur that the Pot scheme supports scroungers who drink two Guinnesses and a Scotch while decent honest citizens partake of only one Gin & Tonic, often forgoing a slice of lemon in these cash strapped times."
The ginger one carried on. "There will be a scheme run by Big Society volunteers, who will hand out £5 vouchers towards 'Buying a Round' for deserving cases, such as elderly widows who have given money to their local Liberal Club since May 2010."
It was pointed out by the tubby one with a fag on that the Government promotion of 'Going Dutch' will not lead to Cannabis being legalised as the geeky one on the opposition benches alleges.
"We disapprove of the practice of 'My turn. What's yours?' but it's a bridge too far to ban it." cliched the ginger haired one with glasses.
The old bald one insisted "'We are not right wing nutters, but all hard working Daily Mail readers will concur that the Pot scheme supports scroungers who drink two Guinnesses and a Scotch while decent honest citizens partake of only one Gin & Tonic, often forgoing a slice of lemon in these cash strapped times."
The ginger one carried on. "There will be a scheme run by Big Society volunteers, who will hand out £5 vouchers towards 'Buying a Round' for deserving cases, such as elderly widows who have given money to their local Liberal Club since May 2010."
It was pointed out by the tubby one with a fag on that the Government promotion of 'Going Dutch' will not lead to Cannabis being legalised as the geeky one on the opposition benches alleges.
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