Bizarre job titles

[teamsaint]

Elsewhere and by Royal Appointment :-

The Queen's Swan Marker
Each year The Swan Marker is responsible for counting and examining unmarked swans owned by the Queen along the Thames. The ceremony is known as ' Swan Upping ' and dates back to the 12th Century.

You need a lot of neck to apply for that one.

[Serial_Apologist]

You need a lot of neck to apply for that one.

It swan to bear in mind...

[cloughie]

House sitting for friends recently, a couple of job ads in the local freebie paper caught my eye :-

Beverage Dissemination Officer- Serving behind a bar I think !

Actions and Repercussions Adviser- Plenty of scope in that one !

Elsewhere and by Royal Appointment :-

The Queen's Swan Marker
Each year The Swan Marker is responsible for counting and examining unmarked swans owned by the Queen along the Thames. The ceremony is known as ‘swan upping’and dates back to the 12th Century.

I always think that term sounds like some kind of avian bestiality!

[Bryn]

I always think that term sounds like some kind of avian bestiality!

What Leda you to think that?

[cloughie]

What Leda you to think that?

...and thats a cue for a swan song!

[LMcD]

Swansong d'amour?

[Padraig]

Hey Ho Silver!

[cloughie]

Ugly duckling?

[Serial_Apologist]

Ugly duckling?

Mallard justed

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

I hate these swan-upmanship Threads.

[teamsaint]

I suppose whoever gets the job will have to return a completed contract with their cygneture on .

[ferneyhoughgeliebte]

I suppose whoever gets the job will have to return a completed contract with their cygneture on .

Signed with their own Pen.

[Beef Oven!]

Mallard justed

Matchless!

[LMcD]

Signed with their own Pen.

While listening to a number sung by Clare Teal.

[LMcD]

Mochi pounder.
(Courtesy of the BBC News Channel's 'Travel Show' which visited Hokkaido)