Midsummer Day fun

[Serial_Apologist]

Little Red Scooter Riding Hoodie

[cloughie]

Brexit at Tresamays!

[french frank]

Whatever Happened to Davy Jones?

[Richard Tarleton]

Treasures of the South Downs

[french frank]

Treasures of the South Downs

Or even The Treasure of Papa Westray

[BBMmk2]

I've walked The South Downs Way, many moons ago.

[Alain Maréchal]

The Man Who Would Not Be King.

[Nick Armstrong]

The Man Who Would Not Be King.

You're very good at this, Alain!

[Richard Tarleton]

Or even The Treasure of Papa Westray

much better.

Flying Down to Rye

Midnight Cowman

[teamsaint]

Bad Day at Blackpool.

[Serial_Apologist]

We've closed - Sartre

[Alain Maréchal]

You're very good at this, Alain!

How kind. I think the secret is that I see the words, but not always what they mean - which explains the topological substitutions. The other possibility, and that offered by Mme. M,, is that I have the sense of humour of a schoolboy*, which also means some of my efforts are not really suitable for public consumption. (There is, near Rouen, a village with such a splendid name when read by the English that I am surprised there are not charabanc tours to take photographs of the sign. I cannot think of it without smiling. Mme M. sniffs à la Parisienne (not like the bread) and rolls her eyes towards the ceiling). I hope you realize what a wonderful language you have, for the purposes of comedy.

*and he'd like it back.

[Alain Maréchal]

We've closed - Sartre

I think that should be declared the winner, both for appositeness to Britain, and wit.

[burning dog]

Saving Ryan's Privates

A courtroom drama....

[gurnemanz]

Last Quango in Powys