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  • amateur51

    #16
    Originally posted by Mr Pee View Post
    I hope I get my tickets for the Women's Beach Volleyball. I've already invested in a powerful pair of binoculars in anticipation, the better to appreciate the underhand flicks and other technicalities of this noble sport.
    I am, of course, not privy to Mr Pee's penchant in matters erotic (pheeeieeeew!) but I feel it is my duty to inform him that all the women beach volley ball players I know, and I know a whole team, are of the sapphic tendency.

    Now I realise that for a lot of Daily Mail reading red-blooded F1-watching heterosexual men (in HD) this is the stuff of rich fantasy but ....

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    • Mr Pee
      Full Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 3285

      #17
      but I feel it is my duty to inform him that all the women beach volley ball players I know, and I know a whole team, are of the sapphic tendency.
      I know you are a trustworthy cove, amateur, and you may well be right about that, however is it possible for you to supply photographic evidence to prove the above statement? Or better still, at least 20 minutes of High-Definition video. I shall of course return any such material once I am fully satisfied as to the veracity of your claim.
      Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

      Mark Twain.

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      • amateur51

        #18
        Originally posted by Mr Pee View Post
        I know you are a trustworthy cove, amateur, and you may well be right about that, however is it possible for you to supply photographic evidence to prove the above statement? Or better still, at least 20 minutes of High-Definition video. I shall of course return any such evidence once I am fully satisfied as to the veracity of your claim.
        Women beach volley-balls players of my acquaintance expect such matters to be taken on trust, Mr Pee and being ever-mindful of your delicate nature, I'd advise your acquiescence

        After all, it's not in their interest to pique yours, however much you'd prefer it were otherwise

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        • Panjandrum

          #19
          Originally posted by Mr Pee View Post
          I know you are a trustworthy cove, amateur, and you may well be right about that, however is it possible for you to supply photographic evidence to prove the above statement?
          Well, we would expect him to know only sapphic volleyball players wouldn't we?

          However, there is a world of difference between all of those female volleyball players known to amateur and the residual population of female volleball players: most of whom, that are known to myself, are of the hetero persuasion.

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          • Mr Pee
            Full Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 3285

            #20
            I think I shall have to make the aquaintance of my local team of Female Beach Volleyballisters and put all this to some sort of practical test. Clearly, if they spurn my approaches, then Amateur is correct, because there can be no other explanation for any even vaguely heterosexually inclined female being immune to my charms, and if not..well, panjandrum will be proved right, and I'll have had a bloody good time into the bargain.


            And talking of HD, Amateur, this has been the first time I've watched Wimbledon in this way, and I must say it looks wonderful. I particularly enjoyed Maria Sharapova's match earlier today......

            Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

            Mark Twain.

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            • amateur51

              #21
              I apologise to all those of a sensitive disposition - I could see which way this was going and I have tried very hard to steer it away but I'm afraid that Panjandrum & Mr Pee have caused this thread to founder on the rocks known to teenage boys (and readers of Viz) as 'phnnuuuurrrr-phnnuuuurrrr'

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              • Mr Pee
                Full Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 3285

                #22
                New Balls Please!!
                Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

                Mark Twain.

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                • vinteuil
                  Full Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 12949

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Paul Sherratt

                  vinteuil,

                  So far so so good, but so far I've not had to spend a single penny to avoid the event
                  yep, we're doing all right so far...

                  Except, of course, that Millions of Our Money have already been spent on this tamasha...

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                  • mangerton
                    Full Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 3346

                    #24
                    Originally posted by vinteuil View Post
                    yep, we're doing all right so far...

                    Except, of course, that Millions of Our Money have already been spent on this tamasha...

                    Precisely! And we weren't even consulted.

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                    • MrGongGong
                      Full Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 18357

                      #25
                      Originally posted by amateur51 View Post
                      I apologise to all those of a sensitive disposition - I could see which way this was going and I have tried very hard to steer it away but I'm afraid that Panjandrum & Mr Pee have caused this thread to founder on the rocks known to teenage boys (and readers of Viz) as 'phnnuuuurrrr-phnnuuuurrrr'
                      Aren't they playing a piece by F Saunders in the proms this year ?

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