A funny thing happened on the way to the Forum

[Old Grumpy]

I was re-going through some childhood memorabilia of my late mother yesterday, and came upon a little book of poems and amusing stories with her own drawings, dated 1915, when she would have been ten. In one of them she had used the apostrophe/s in the manner you cite, indicating that this problem may be older than we think!

It seems apologists are in order:

I have observed the notice from the car as I drive past...

...on closer inspection the "apostrophe" seems to be the head from a nail affixing the board to a post!

[oddoneout]

It seems apologists are in order:

I have observed the notice from the car as I drive past...

...on closer inspection the "apostrophe" seems to be the head from a nail affixing the board to a post!

But did the nail have to go there - or did the nailer see "stalls" and think - there's something missing there - and so placed the nail accordingly?

[Old Grumpy]

But did the nail have to go there - or did the nailer see "stalls" and think - there's something missing there - and so placed the nail accordingly?

Good point...


...on closer inspection, walking past this morning I note it is actually a screw head (either Phillips or is it Pozidriv?)*



*This should really be in Pedants' Paradise, I guess

[french frank]

Today, its opening day, I tried out our brand new purpose-built Coop. It's next door to the old cinema, its former home, where over the past weeks the shelves have become steadily more depleted. The new store is fully stocked, but still didn't have what I've been after for the past few weeks (shampoo bar). And didn't have what it has always regularly stocked (half bottles of sweet white dessert wine). It's rather comforting to still recognise the Coop I know and love

But It did have packets of bresaola which it gave up stocking years ago, to my annoyance

[AuntDaisy]

Today, its opening day, I tried out our brand new purpose-built Coop. It's next door to the old cinema, its former home, where over the past weeks the shelves have become steadily more depleted. The new store is fully stocked, but still didn't have what I've been after for the past few weeks (shampoo bar). And didn't have what it has always regularly stocked (half bottles of sweet white dessert wine). It's rather comforting to still recognise the Coop I know and love

But It did have packets of bresaola which it gave up stocking years ago, to my annoyance

I thought you'd started keeping chickens at first!

Our Co-op used to sell rather pretty, but expensive, boxes of viola flowers - which often appeared in the 10p bin. The staff are very friendly and happy to talk.

[eighthobstruction]

....I was rather tickled this evening by a FreeCycle email detailing : Cat Litter Tray (with privacy screen)....

[cria]

Good point... a screw head (either Phillips or is it Pozidriv?)

*This should really be in Pedants' Paradise, I guess

Don't think so - they use the 1894 edition of M Webster's dic & it won't include a word like Pozidriv .,.

[eighthobstruction]

Today, its opening day, I tried out our brand new purpose-built Coop. It's next door to the old cinema, its former home, where over the past weeks the shelves have become steadily more depleted. The new store is fully stocked, but still didn't have what I've been after for the past few weeks (shampoo bar). And didn't have what it has always regularly stocked (half bottles of sweet white dessert wine). It's rather comforting to still recognise the Coop I know and love

But It did have packets of bresaola which it gave up stocking years ago, to my annoyance

....Where's that?. By Horfield Baptist?(Ed: Ah yes, The Premier[closed 1964] 100yds up road from the Baptists and just as well -they donnay like the drink) ....yes things just disappear ....goats milk in my COOP ...HQ just decides Oat Milk sells better....latest thing is cheese in small 200g packets....gone....and you'll not be getting red and blue milk cheques now either...

[Pulcinella]

Partner: The next time you look at the diary, you'll see a new entry on your birthday next year. We're going to see The Surgeon, in Leeds.
Me (thinking it's a birthday treat visit to a show/play): Oh, that'll be nice. Who's in it?
Partner: No, it's my 6-month post-operation check-up at the hospital.

[Serial_Apologist]

Partner: The next time you look at the diary, you'll see a new entry on your birthday next year. We're going to see The Surgeon, in Leeds.
Me (thinking it's a birthday treat visit to a show/play): Oh, that'll be nice. Who's in it?
Partner: No, it's my 6-month post-operation check-up at the hospital.

Both of which would be going for a snip, I presume?

[Pulcinella]

Both of which would be going for a snip, I presume?

Nice one, SA. But actually removal of a very nasty synovial cyst that was causing great pain by trapping his sciatic nerve.
Advice to anyone suffering from sciatica: Find out why!

[french frank]

I joined LinkedIn a couple of weeks ago in order to discover a date on someone's profile (the exactt year that they'd been appointed a CEO). This morning I've been emailed a list of people who might be useful to me in my career journey, including Bill Gates and Keir Starmer. I wonder in what way they can assist me.

Also, now I've clicked on See more - Lewis Hamilton.

[Pulcinella]

I was mildly amused by this article in today's Times.

https://www.thetimes.com/article/78d9379c-fb02-4af1-9557-25776483b5fb?shareToken=b6cb122d24496d1d29ab018e9e361113

How long do you hug for?

[Old Grumpy]

I joined LinkedIn a couple of weeks ago in order to discover a date on someone's profile.

I did this years ago when working to find contact details for a colleague.

I regretted it almost immediately as the avalanche of spam from LinkedIn commenced!

[LMcD]

I joined LinkedIn a couple of weeks ago in order to discover a date on someone's profile (the exactt year that they'd been appointed a CEO). This morning I've been emailed a list of people who might be useful to me in my career journey, including Bill Gates and Keir Starmer. I wonder in what way they can assist me.

Also, now I've clicked on See more - Lewis Hamilton.

If you want to discover a date you might like to try 'Classic FM Romance' (or whatever it's called).