A funny thing happened on the way to the Forum

[cloughie]

With all those INCENSED shoppers there'll be a lot of JOSSling in shopping centres, then.

Would it be incensitive if I didn’t participate?

[Serial_Apologist]

Would it be incensitive if I didn’t participate?

All BRIGHT SPARKS are welcome!

[oddoneout]

....I've had steel and flint on my bucket list for years now....but I fear that combination may never be struck....

One of those red ones filled with sand? Perhaps some bright spark will see the light when looking for a present for you?

[cloughie]

As it is April 23

Shakespeare went into the pub an ordered a pint of ale

The landlord replied you’re barred

Will said I know and your spelling is terrible!

[LMcD]

All BRIGHT SPARKS are welcome!

Unless they sin till late.

[Serial_Apologist]

Unless they sin till late.

This has been up 6 hours, and I am the only one on the forum to have got it!

[oddoneout]

This has been up 6 hours, and I am the only one on the forum to have got it!

Not the only one, but I refrained from posting as I couldn't match it.

[cloughie]

This has been up 6 hours, and I am the only one on the forum to have got it!

The penny had dropped here also! Is a sin till an alternative term to a swear box?

[LMcD]

This has been up 6 hours, and I am the only one on the forum to have got it!

I'd assumed people were, arguably rightly, ignoring it.

[Pulcinella]

From the seasonal veg tips that came with yesterday's delivery from Riverford.
(Posted here for its humour value rather than on Pedants' Paradise.)

Toast a slice of good bread and rub it vigorously with a cut clove of garlic.
Do the same with half a ripe tomato.

Wouldn't that potentially make the toaster a bit messy?

[BBMmk2]

I’ve had both jabs now, thank goodness! Last time I felt so fatigued, I stayed in bed, most of the day! This time, thus far, since Friday, I e had nothing at all! Perhaps the pint of Real Ale I had, didn’t help?!?!?

[LHC]

I’ve had both jabs now, thank goodness! Last time I felt so fatigued, I stayed in bed, most of the day! This time, thus far, since Friday, I e had nothing at all! Perhaps the pint of Real Ale I had, didn’t help?!?!?

Which jab did you have; I have seen a suggestion that more people experience side effects after the first AZ jab, but the second tends to be fine, whereas side effects are more common after the second jab for the Pfizer vaccine.

[LMcD]

Which jab did you have; I have seen a suggestion that more people experience side effects after the first AZ jab, but the second tends to be fine, whereas side effects are more common after the second jab for the Pfizer vaccine.

I've had 2 AZs and my better half has had 2 Pfizers, and neither of us has suffered any side-effects whatever, I'm pleased to say.

[gradus]

I've had 2 AZs and my better half has had 2 Pfizers, and neither of us has suffered any side-effects whatever, I'm pleased to say.

Both AZ here - both side-effect free.

[ardcarp]

After first AZ, felt a bit fluey the day after. Second one, maybe a bit sleepy, but that's nothing new. Definitely no worrying side-effects.