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  • Pulcinella
    Host
    • Feb 2014
    • 10917

    Originally posted by Pulcinella View Post
    On the way back from the Coop just now, I saw that one of my neighbours had a sign on the front door saying PLEASE KNOCK LOUDLY.

    I was very tempted to!
    I DID knock loudly yesterday, as on my way past I spotted a letter addressed to the house that had been dropped on the pavement and not been delivered for some reason.
    It was very gratefully received (even though it did look merely like a Sky mailshot!).

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    • cloughie
      Full Member
      • Dec 2011
      • 22118

      Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
      You'd be there allday, S_A.
      Could be worse elsewhere - and take a liddle longer!

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      • Serial_Apologist
        Full Member
        • Dec 2010
        • 37646

        Originally posted by cloughie View Post
        Could be worse elsewhere - and take a liddle longer!
        But every Liddle matters, doesn't it!

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        • Pulcinella
          Host
          • Feb 2014
          • 10917

          Not sure where best to post this.

          I'm reeling from the fact that our house interior is not up to scratch, according to an article in Today's Sunday Times (Style).
          "Clients don't want their staff dragging cleaning equipment up and down the halls, scuffing paintwork," says Gandhi. "So station a utility cupboard on each floor. Make sure they're well lit, well ventilated and soundproof, with more shelves than you think you'll ever need."
          Presumably the soundproofing is so you don't get to hear the staff cursing and swearing!


          Blame Sarah Beeny. Thanks to her cavalier Noughties attitude to knocking down walls on Property Ladder while house prices went through the roof, the past 15 yea

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          • oddoneout
            Full Member
            • Nov 2015
            • 9165

            Originally posted by Pulcinella View Post
            Not sure where best to post this.

            I'm reeling from the fact that our house interior is not up to scratch, according to an article in Today's Sunday Times (Style).


            Presumably the soundproofing is so you don't get to hear the staff cursing and swearing!


            https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/w...d85e2d24994db5
            What, no service lift or back stairs? How do people manage... And where is the built-in vacuum system when you need it.
            I don't see how this suggestion prevents
            staff dragging cleaning equipment up and down the halls, scuffing paintwork,
            although it might reduce the resentful bumping of a Henry up and down the stairs. The basic idea of having a cleaning kit in a bucket or similar somewhere on the first floor(for many houses that would be the bathroom or airing cupboard) is a classic time saving tip, the idea being that it saves having to go downstairs to get the necessary when something needs doing. I know that others in my position have done as I did and got a small hoover for upstairs to save lugging one up and down stairs, which has become increasingly difficult. The reduction of floorspace in modern houses and the move away from airing cupboards with the advent of combi boilers does make it more difficult though.

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            • LezLee
              Full Member
              • Apr 2019
              • 634

              Originally posted by oddoneout View Post
              What, no service lift or back stairs? How do people manage... And where is the built-in vacuum system when you need it.
              I don't see how this suggestion prevents although it might reduce the resentful bumping of a Henry up and down the stairs. The basic idea of having a cleaning kit in a bucket or similar somewhere on the first floor(for many houses that would be the bathroom or airing cupboard) is a classic time saving tip, the idea being that it saves having to go downstairs to get the necessary when something needs doing. I know that others in my position have done as I did and got a small hoover for upstairs to save lugging one up and down stairs, which has become increasingly difficult. The reduction of floorspace in modern houses and the move away from airing cupboards with the advent of combi boilers does make it more difficult though.
              I think most small hoovers will fit under a bed. I've got an actual Hoover (capital H), lots of accessories, only cost £100. My sister has an AEG. There are lots of quite flat machines.

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              • DracoM
                Host
                • Mar 2007
                • 12965

                Registering on websites:
                is there a secret anniversary into the Hidden State I have missed on which, seemingly, you have to re-register + passwords on EVERY site you access?
                I have reeled from one to another in opening almost EVERY app etc I have tried so far today!!!

                Weird.

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                • vinteuil
                  Full Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 12805

                  Originally posted by DracoM View Post
                  Registering on websites:
                  is there a secret anniversary into the Hidden State I have missed on which, seemingly, you have to re-register + passwords on EVERY site you access?
                  I have reeled form one to another in / out almost EVERY app etc I have tried so far today!!!

                  Weird.
                  ... does this happen often for you? I seem to remember you have reported this before

                  .

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                  • DracoM
                    Host
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 12965

                    No, happens VERY rarely, but so many in but a few days?

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                    • vinteuil
                      Full Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 12805

                      .

                      ... have you cleared your caches or done some other computer house-cleaning?

                      .

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                      • DracoM
                        Host
                        • Mar 2007
                        • 12965

                        A bit, yes....wonder what I erased to occasion such stops at the barred gates of internet bliss?

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                        • french frank
                          Administrator/Moderator
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 30263

                          Originally posted by vinteuil View Post
                          ... does this happen often for you? I seem to remember you have reported this before

                          .
                          I was about to comment on a certain déjà entendu here.
                          It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.

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                          • johncorrigan
                            Full Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 10353

                            Mrs C messaged our daughter and asked if she would like a wee blether. Predictive text changed it to 'Would you like a wee brother'. Daughter's reply was that she did not realise such a thing was still a possibility.

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                            • Nick Armstrong
                              Host
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 26527

                              Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
                              Mrs C messaged our daughter and asked if she would like a wee blether. Predictive text changed it to 'Would you like a wee brother'. Daughter's reply was that she did not realise such a thing was still a possibility.


                              Very cool response incidentally
                              "...the isle is full of noises,
                              Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                              Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                              Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                              • eighthobstruction
                                Full Member
                                • Nov 2010
                                • 6433

                                Originally posted by johncorrigan View Post
                                Mrs C messaged our daughter and asked if she would like a wee blether. Predictive text changed it to 'Would you like a wee brother'. Daughter's reply was that she did not realise such a thing was still a possibility.
                                bong ching

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