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  • Nick Armstrong
    Host
    • Nov 2010
    • 26628

    Originally posted by gradus View Post
    I hadn't realised that it was no longer possible to hover between the UK and France.
    Many a year since they disappeared…

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/951090...d%20catamarans.

    Everyone used to complain about discomfort/noise/nausea but I took the hovercraft to France a couple of times and thought it was brilliant … much better than the snail’s pace of the ferries…
    "...the isle is full of noises,
    Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
    Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
    Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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    • teamsaint
      Full Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 25294

      Originally posted by Nick Armstrong View Post
      Many a year since they disappeared…

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/951090...d%20catamarans.

      Everyone used to complain about discomfort/noise/nausea but I took the hovercraft to France a couple of times and thought it was brilliant … much better than the snail’s pace of the ferries…
      Our honeymoon was a brief jaunt to Paris, and we splashed out on the hovercraft to treat ourselves.
      I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.

      I am not a number, I am a free man.

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      • ardcarp
        Late member
        • Nov 2010
        • 11102

        much better than the snail’s pace
        I first read that as 'the sail's pace'! Never one to miss the opportunity to have a Brexit grouse, it has become extremely difficult to use your own sails to cross the Channel. You now have to get your passport stamped on entering French territory and have it stamped again when you leave. Finding a passport office open to do a one-off stamp can take days. Not only that but you have to inform OUR border control when you leave British waters and inform them again when you get back. WHY? Basically, it's wrecked recreational sailing. Whilst it's not a thing the majority of people worry about, for fanatical sailors (and most aren't rich gits) it's a disaster.
        I've still not identified one single benefit from Brexit. Sorry if I've changed the subject!

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        • johncorrigan
          Full Member
          • Nov 2010
          • 10509

          Originally posted by teamsaint View Post
          Our honeymoon was a brief jaunt to Paris, and we splashed out on the hovercraft to treat ourselves.
          We did that too, saint, though we were running so late and didn't have anything booked in Paris so we nipped off the train at Amiens and had a fab night there. Only time I was ever on a hovercraft

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          • Nick Armstrong
            Host
            • Nov 2010
            • 26628

            Originally posted by teamsaint View Post
            Dial - a - disc.
            Clearing out one’s inbox for incoming messages, too, teams
            "...the isle is full of noises,
            Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
            Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
            Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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            • eighthobstruction
              Full Member
              • Nov 2010
              • 6527

              Originally posted by Nick Armstrong View Post
              Clearing out one’s inbox for incoming messages, too, teams
              ....zinc name plates....punch machines on Piers....
              bong ching

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              • Frances_iom
                Full Member
                • Mar 2007
                • 2434

                Originally posted by ardcarp View Post
                I...
                I've still not identified one single benefit from Brexit. Sorry if I've changed the subject!
                for 99% of the population there is only disbenefit but remember it's the other 1% who also having the loudest megaphone got their way.

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                • Serial_Apologist
                  Full Member
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 38181

                  Originally posted by eighthobstruction View Post
                  ....zinc name plates....punch machines on Piers....
                  "What the butler saw" machines have also diss a pier'd.

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                  • eighthobstruction
                    Full Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 6527

                    ....you don't see many ziggurats these days....used to be 2 a penny....
                    bong ching

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                    • Pulcinella
                      Host
                      • Feb 2014
                      • 11383

                      Originally posted by eighthobstruction View Post
                      ....you don't see many ziggurats these days....used to be 2 a penny....
                      Aren't they all behind the bike sheds?

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                      • Eine Alpensinfonie
                        Host
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 20588

                        Originally posted by Pulcinella View Post
                        Aren't they all behind the bike sheds?

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                        • french frank
                          Administrator/Moderator
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 30808

                          Having a heavy cold for a fortnight, I invested in a Vicks inhaler to relieve nasal congestion. Which reminded of the time when, as children , we had benzedrine inhalers. We didna ken, we didna ken …
                          It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.

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                          • eighthobstruction
                            Full Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 6527

                            ....surely someone must be monitoring this : (in this country) there don't seem to be many house-flies about....

                            ....goodness me french frank on benzedrine....all those nights of burning the midnight oil....Tssssh "Night after night she devoured manuscript after manuscript....till there were no more"....they added "she was seen to keep raising a small white tube to her nose"....
                            Last edited by eighthobstruction; 21-04-23, 17:37.
                            bong ching

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                            • HighlandDougie
                              Full Member
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 3153

                              Originally posted by Pulcinella View Post
                              Aren't they all behind the bike sheds?
                              I snorted with laughter (the rosé went up my nose) at both the original post - Eighth Obstruction, fast on the way to being the Forum's National Treasure - and at Pulcinella's witty take on it. Keep it up, teams!

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                              • french frank
                                Administrator/Moderator
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 30808

                                Originally posted by eighthobstruction View Post
                                they added "she was seen to keep raising a small white tube to her nose"....
                                'Tis true, 'tis true! But we (children) didn't know about opening them up, taking them apart. No idea what people did then - chew it? put it in their tea? Vicks small white tubes are menthol, camphor and Siberian pine needle oil.
                                It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.

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