Bathroom Scales

[Beef Oven!]

You'd have preferred them to have been dreamt up by a Robbie Saltire, then?


I'll let you know when I've finished my typical daily breakfast of porage followed by a fry-up and finished with a deep fried Mars bar or three accompanied by a litre or so of Scottish real ale...

No Irn-Bru?

Lightweight!

[Serial_Apologist]

Sounds positively delicious ... is that what keeps you going composing all these long works of yours, ahinton?

Well it would keep me... going.

[eighthobstruction]

....feeling quite low today....what I need is a lovely long involved story, or titbit of information about bathroom scales.....preferably involving a fish....