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  • Nick Armstrong
    Host
    • Nov 2010
    • 26601

    #31
    Originally posted by AmpH View Post
    A one way ticket to Mars for Vanessa Mae
    Two-for-one holiday deal so André Rieu can accompany her?
    "...the isle is full of noises,
    Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
    Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
    Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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    • AmpH
      Guest
      • Feb 2012
      • 1318

      #32
      Originally posted by Caliban View Post
      Two-for-one holiday deal so André Rieu can accompany her?
      an inspired suggestion Caliban.

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      • Flay
        Full Member
        • Mar 2007
        • 5795

        #33
        Originally posted by Caliban View Post
        Two-for-one holiday deal so André Rieu can accompany her?
        And I shall donate a tub of Brylcreem to lubricate his departure!
        Pacta sunt servanda !!!

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        • greenilex
          Full Member
          • Nov 2010
          • 1626

          #34
          Are the recipients supposed to be pleased with what they have unwrapped, or not?

          Scroogey lot.

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          • Nick Armstrong
            Host
            • Nov 2010
            • 26601

            #35
            Originally posted by greenilex View Post
            Are the recipients supposed to be pleased with what they have unwrapped, or not?

            Scroogey lot.




            "...the isle is full of noises,
            Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
            Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
            Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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            • hedgehog

              #36
              New brakes for Chausson's bike.

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              • Nick Armstrong
                Host
                • Nov 2010
                • 26601

                #37
                Originally posted by hedgehog View Post
                New brakes for Chausson's bike.
                mercia suggested that yesterday but appears to have deleted his offer !
                "...the isle is full of noises,
                Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                • gurnemanz
                  Full Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 7445

                  #38
                  Originally posted by hedgehog View Post
                  New brakes for Chausson's bike.
                  Lightweight baton for Lully.

                  6-pack of alcohol-free lager for Max Reger.

                  12 Tones of Christmas for Arnold Schönberg.

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                  • Flay
                    Full Member
                    • Mar 2007
                    • 5795

                    #39
                    A few packs of condoms for J.S. Bach

                    Pacta sunt servanda !!!

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                    • LeMartinPecheur
                      Full Member
                      • Apr 2007
                      • 4717

                      #40
                      Originally posted by Flay View Post
                      A few packs of condoms for J.S. Bach

                      Which of his sons are you keen to dispense with?
                      I keep hitting the Escape key, but I'm still here!

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                      • Nick Armstrong
                        Host
                        • Nov 2010
                        • 26601

                        #41
                        Originally posted by Caliban View Post
                        Two-for-one holiday deal so André Rieu can accompany her?
                        This'll get greenilex and others going but I can't resist:

                        I've managed to negotiate a lucrative offer for Katherine Jenkins to provide 'cabin service' (that's food and drink, teamsaint!! ) on Vanessa's and André's one-way trip to Mars - plus an option to provide the travellers with musical entertainment!



                        "...the isle is full of noises,
                        Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                        Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                        Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                        • Flosshilde
                          Full Member
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 7988

                          #42
                          & while she's on the trip she might like to study my present for her - a copy of 'Opera singing for dummies'.

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                          • Beef Oven!
                            Ex-member
                            • Sep 2013
                            • 18147

                            #43
                            A year's on-line dating subscription for Bruckner.

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                            • amateur51

                              #44
                              A tube of Germolene for Scriabin

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                              • amateur51

                                #45
                                A Kindle and a hard hat for Alkan

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