Get oodles of interesting ones (cough ahem) hereabouts on the moor....them'll av ee huggin trees n' thinking the beck is made of bears blood....
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Very sunny and warm here, could almost be a day in June."The sound is the handwriting of the conductor" - Bernard HaitinkComment
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Wouldn't leave mushroom for anything else, mind...Originally posted by eighthobstruction View PostComment
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"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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You're such a funghi, S_A ...Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post[FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]Comment
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Really having to read some of these out loud to get them...
"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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Two mushrooms walk into a pub.Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post
Barman says, "We don't serve mushrooms."
First mushhroom says, "But I'm a 'fun guy.'"
Barman says, "Clever homophonous wordplay aside, I said we don't serve mushrooms."
Second mushroom says, "But we're 'fun guys.'"
Barman says, "'Fun guys?' That's not even a homophone."
I'll get my jacket ....
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No do stay!! That's very good!!Originally posted by Anna View PostTwo mushrooms walk into a pub.
Barman says, "We don't serve mushrooms."
First mushhroom says, "But I'm a 'fun guy.'"
Barman says, "Clever homophonous wordplay aside, I said we don't serve mushrooms."
Second mushroom says, "But we're 'fun guys.'"
Barman says, "'Fun guys?' That's not even a homophone."
I'll get my jacket ....
Q: How do you console someone who has bad grammar skills?
A: There, their, they're...
...OK get my coat while you're at it, Anna!
"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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You did that joke a couple of days ago!Originally posted by Caliban View PostQ: How do you console someone who has bad grammar skills?
A: There, their, they're...
...OK get my coat while you're at it, Anna!
Tacsi for Cali and I!!
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Originally posted by Anna View PostYou did that joke a couple of days ago! Tacsi for Cali and I!!
(I'd forgotten I'd inflicted it on the Forum already ...)
"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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Anna & Cali, the Little & Large of FoR3
Not saying which is witch mind
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No, it's still funny in the repeat! (Actually, wrong spelling of their/there really annoys me no end as well!) Whose coat is this jacket?Originally posted by Caliban View Post(I'd forgotten I'd inflicted it on the Forum already ...)Comment
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Good then and still chuckleworthyOriginally posted by Anna View PostYou did that joke a couple of days ago! Tacsi for Cali and I!!
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not many mushroom jokes available are there
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms"
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