Stormy Weather

[Serial_Apologist]

I've moved vunerable tubs and checked all windows securely shut but I notice a neighbour still has all their garden furniture out ....

I've been offering, in the politest and least patronising of tones, natch, to help others move any outside furniture to safety. After all, we can't have other people's stuff in danger of clattering into other people's windows now, can we??

[Nick Armstrong]

Looks like I picked the wrong day to give up kite-flying.

You know what they say.... High as a .....

[eighthobstruction]

Great Film....laugh , I roared....

[Anna]

I've been offering, in the politest and least patronising of tones, natch, to help others move any outside furniture to safety. After all, we can't have other people's stuff in danger of clattering into other people's windows now, can we??

Indeed, particularly when it might be one of my windows! Here is an account of the meteorlogical conditions behind the Abercynon Tornado - and how spooky it was exactly 100 years ago! http://www.geologywales.co.uk/storms/1913.htm
I had a Dyson once, I'm afraid it was very short lived and would have taken ££££s to repair so it was ditched. I hope you have better luck with yours 8obs.

[eighthobstruction]

What are ya like .... !!

....Eeer that's upward mobility for yee.... "Britain remains a divided society" Alan Milburn....too right....aye them that's got Dysons , n'them that ain't....eat dust pleb!!!!....


....I might not use it for a while I might just take it out of the packaging....put it on my mantlepiece, and just look/worship it's ergonomic splendifferousness....

[Thropplenoggin]

You know what they say.... High as a .....

[Anna]

....I might not use it for a while I might just take it out of the packaging....put it on my mantlepiece, and just look/worship it's ergonomic splendifferousness....

I love your mind ..... and the way it works! The design of Dysons is magnificent, I must admit but somehow, I just cannot visualise you being an ardent vacuumer, if you now tell me you wear Marigolds to do the washing up and put a coaster under your cuppa then all my illusions will be shattered .....

[Nick Armstrong]

if you now tell me you wear Marigolds to do the washing up and put a coaster under your cuppa then all my illusions will be shattered .....

Nay lass, no fear, si'thee

[eighthobstruction]

Tellee what Anna....it's my belief that AI (artificial intelligence) is already in action with this machine....it's already showing me what a dutty dutty boy I've been in the past....

....definitely no marigolds (s'like taking a shower with yer clothes on innit love)....


....Ere that Dyson gotta suck on it like ....well far too rude to tellee innit....get bitta 'magination there....

[Mr Pee]

I see that Southern Railway have decided they're not even going to attempt to run any service at all before 9am at the earliest tomorrow morning because of potential hazards on the lines.

Is this the first time trains have been cancelled because of the wrong kind of weather forecast?

[Anna]

Nay lass, no fear, si'thee

That's probably because you leave it all to your Filipinno lady?

I don't think I dare reply to 8obs now he's removed the Dyson from the mantlepiece ....

[Petrushka]

It's now getting very windy here and there has already been some blustery showers. The area covered by the Great Storm on the BBC weather map may or may not be over here, difficult to tell. Very strong winds can punch out our fence panels (one once blew down the road) so anything can happen. Perhaps we will be glad that a neighbour persuaded us to cut down a very large tree in our garden last summer (they paid as it was overhanging).

[Petrushka]

I see that Southern Railway have decided they're not even going to attempt to run any service at all before 9am at the earliest tomorrow morning because of potential hazards on the lines.

Is this the first time trains have been cancelled because of the wrong kind of weather forecast?

East Midlands Trains have so far been content to give a warning of possible disruption.

[Nick Armstrong]

Tellee what Anna....it's my belief that AI (artificial intelligence) is already in action with this machine....it's already showing me what a dutty dutty boy I've been in the past....

....definitely no marigolds (s'like taking a shower with yer clothes on innit love)....


....Ere that Dyson gotta suck on it like ....well far too rude to tellee innit....get bitta 'magination there....

POST OF THE MONTH!!!!!!

[Nick Armstrong]

That's probably because you leave it all to your Filipinno lady?

I was talking about 8tho actually; but in any event no Marigolds here; and she's Portuguese