Get oodles of interesting ones (cough ahem) hereabouts on the moor....them'll av ee huggin trees n' thinking the beck is made of bears blood....
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Originally posted by eighthobstruction View PostGet oodles of interesting ones (cough ahem) hereabouts on the moor....them'll av ee huggin trees n' thinking the beck is made of bears blood...."...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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Anna
Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View PostYou're such a funghi, S_A ...
Barman says, "We don't serve mushrooms."
First mushhroom says, "But I'm a 'fun guy.'"
Barman says, "Clever homophonous wordplay aside, I said we don't serve mushrooms."
Second mushroom says, "But we're 'fun guys.'"
Barman says, "'Fun guys?' That's not even a homophone."
I'll get my jacket ....
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Originally posted by Anna View PostTwo mushrooms walk into a pub.
Barman says, "We don't serve mushrooms."
First mushhroom says, "But I'm a 'fun guy.'"
Barman says, "Clever homophonous wordplay aside, I said we don't serve mushrooms."
Second mushroom says, "But we're 'fun guys.'"
Barman says, "'Fun guys?' That's not even a homophone."
I'll get my jacket ....
Q: How do you console someone who has bad grammar skills?
A: There, their, they're...
...OK get my coat while you're at it, Anna!"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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Originally posted by Anna View PostYou did that joke a couple of days ago! Tacsi for Cali and I!!
(I'd forgotten I'd inflicted it on the Forum already ...)
"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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Originally posted by Anna View PostTwo mushrooms walk into a pub.
Barman says, "We don't serve mushrooms."
First mushhroom says, "But I'm a 'fun guy.'"
Barman says, "Clever homophonous wordplay aside, I said we don't serve mushrooms."
Second mushroom says, "But we're 'fun guys.'"
Barman says, "'Fun guys?' That's not even a homophone."[FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]
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not many mushroom jokes available are there
A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what happened to your first husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died."
"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?"
"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died."
"Oh, how terrible! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband."
"He died of a broken neck."
"A broken neck?"
"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms"
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