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  • aka Calum Da Jazbo
    Late member
    • Nov 2010
    • 9173

    sun is shining but it is cooler ....an idyllic Sunday in the bluebells at Rutland Water ... [walk through the woods from the Barnsdale Car Park] ...
    According to the best estimates of astronomers there are at least one hundred billion galaxies in the observable universe.

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    • Serial_Apologist
      Full Member
      • Dec 2010
      • 37636

      We do get tornadoes in this country, but lacking the USA's heat sources and geographical characteristics they're not of anything like the scale of the one that hit Oklahoma. Yet.

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      • Nick Armstrong
        Host
        • Nov 2010
        • 26524

        Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
        Yet.
        "...the isle is full of noises,
        Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
        Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
        Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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        • Serial_Apologist
          Full Member
          • Dec 2010
          • 37636

          Originally posted by Caliban View Post


          Well, if the trend of the last 3 years for the jet stream to proceed in huge zig-zags is to replace the previous predominance of straight west > east movement, we will continue to experience more exaggerated versions of the types of weather than those to which we are used.

          I notice that Oklahoma is well clear of the cold front that produced the tornado - which is now approaching Nashville, with a long line of storms reaching north-north eastward from that point.

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          • vinteuil
            Full Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 12798

            Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
            We do get tornadoes in this country, but lacking the USA's heat sources and geographical characteristics they're not of anything like the scale of the one that hit Oklahoma. Yet.
            ... the Daily Wail of course thinks that Britain is a world-beater when it comes to tornadoes -

            The UK has the highest number of reported tornadoes for its land area of any country in the world, experts say. About 70 tornadoes were reported across the UK in 2004 and 2005, with 40 this year

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            • Serial_Apologist
              Full Member
              • Dec 2010
              • 37636

              Past efforts have been made to disrupt tornado formation, including firing cannon balls at the vortex. However, following an intriguing documentary shown on one of our channels back in the late 1990s, I'm surprised that more efforts has not been directed in research and practical solutions.

              The documentary was made, iirc, by a Canadian scientist, who sadly died shortly after making it. Following on from experiments in seeding clouds with ice particules in order to make them produce rain in drought-stricken areas - sometimes with disastrous consequences inasmuch that these efforts led to flooding in a number of situations, and the collapse of a dam in America - it had been found that storms judged to have had a high potential for serious hail damage had been weakened as a consequence of ingesting sulphur particles convected from industrial operations under the storms' path. From what I remember, rain drop size was found to be reduced by the presence of the sulphur, and along with that, the potential for hail generation had been neutralised. This was found to be the case from repeated flights just under the cumulonimbus cloud base, in which sulphur seeding had been carried out, and we were shown dramatic footage of aeroplanes being flown straight into intense active thunderstorms over South Africa having sulphur trailed which was instantly sucked up into the cloud. The conclusion that was logically deduced was that the process of severe thunderstorm generation resulting in tornado formation could be literally undercut by this manner of interference - although I do not recall any conclusions being drawn as to possible wider knock-on implications as regards possible minimising of the problem on the local scale leading to exacerbations further down the line.

              The programme indicated huge savings to be made, in terms of damage, injury and loss of life, in comparison with the tiny costs involved in cloud seeding in this way.

              I wonder if anybody else on here remembers it?

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              • BBMmk2
                Late Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 20908

                I wish Odin would get his act together!!
                Don’t cry for me
                I go where music was born

                J S Bach 1685-1750

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                • ferneyhoughgeliebte
                  Gone fishin'
                  • Sep 2011
                  • 30163

                  Originally posted by Brassbandmaestro View Post
                  I wish Odin would get his act together!!
                  The great god Thor grew aweary of his life amongst the immortals - the battles, the drinking, the Wagner: it had become nought but an eternal ennui that depressed his storm-ruling spirits. At a loss, one day, he chanced to look down upon the world of the mortal beings, and was astonished to see that, for all their tiny lifespans, wracked with cares and diseases and disappointments, humankind seemed - happy. Puzzled, the Thundergod descended to the world of men and, disguised as a wanderer (using garments he had found in the back of his father's wardrobe) travelled the forests and citadels of the mortals, seeking the answer to the riddle "What makes people happy?" Some told him "riches"; but these brought him no joy. Others said "Conquest", but defeating these insects was no solace for the immortal warrior of Aasgard. Still others said "duty", but the helping of the sick and infirm was too easy for the god. One lone voice suggested "Brass bands", and this, indeed, came close to reviving the god's zest in life - close, but not close enough, and, ultimately, the son of Odin wandered the forests in an even deeper mire of dejection tthan before.

                  Until ...

                  ... just as he was deciding that all was fruitless on this world, he encountered a beautiful young human, gathering wood for her supper - she was very poor, and couldn't afford food. The girl looked up and saw the young, forlorn-looking god and was as instantly smitten with him as he was with her. Helping her to gather wood, the god also felled an Ox with a bare arm, and they feasted that night, before retiring to her humble boudiour where they made love for the whole of the night.

                  And so the god knew what it was that made the mortals happy.

                  But, as the sun rose the next morning like a great fried egg in the eastern sky, the Thundergod began to feel the first pangs of guilt at his behaviour: he had taken advantage of this woman without even telling her his name! As she stirred in wakefulness, her eyes caught his and were lit with a glow of adoration that only exacerbated the god's feelings of guilt: he simply had to confess his identity to her.

                  "My dear," he spoke, "there is something about me that you should know!"

                  Hearing the anxious tone in his voice, the woman gazed at him with a look of such deep concern that the god was moved to blurt out the rest of his sentence quickly:

                  "I am Thor!"



                  There was a moment's pause ...

                  ... before the woman's frown melted into a huge, conspirational smile as she said

                  "Tho am I, but wathn't it thuper!"
                  [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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                  • EdgeleyRob
                    Guest
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 12180

                    Doctor to patient "big breaths".
                    Patient to doctor "yeth,and I'm only thixthteen".

                    Turning into a lovely sunny afternoon here.

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                    • ferneyhoughgeliebte
                      Gone fishin'
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 30163

                      Originally posted by EdgeleyRob View Post
                      Doctor to patient "big breaths".
                      Patient to doctor "yeth,and I'm only thixthteen".
                      A Webernian riposte to my Wagnerian epic, Edgy!

                      Turning into a lovely sunny afternoon here.
                      Here in the Pennines, too.
                      [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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                      • marthe

                        Originally posted by aka Calum Da Jazbo View Post
                        sun is shining but it is cooler ....an idyllic Sunday in the bluebells at Rutland Water ... [walk through the woods from the Barnsdale Car Park] ...
                        Rutland Water! Never saw the bluebells there but have fond memories of spending September 1976 working at the excavation of a Romano-British farmstead in what is now a car park overlooking the reservoir. I was fascinated by a road over on the other side that just plunged straight into the water. We were on the Whitwell/Empingham side looking out towards Edith Weston, perhaps.

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                        • Flay
                          Full Member
                          • Mar 2007
                          • 5795

                          Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post
                          "I am Thor!"

                          "Tho am I, but wathn't it thuper!"
                          Brilliant, ferney!
                          Pacta sunt servanda !!!

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                          • BBMmk2
                            Late Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 20908

                            Biggest laugh of the week, Ferney! Thank you!!
                            Don’t cry for me
                            I go where music was born

                            J S Bach 1685-1750

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                            • Serial_Apologist
                              Full Member
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 37636

                              Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post
                              The great god Thor grew aweary of his life amongst the immortals - the battles, the drinking, the Wagner: it had become nought but an eternal ennui that depressed his storm-ruling spirits. At a loss, one day, he chanced to look down upon the world of the mortal beings, and was astonished to see that, for all their tiny lifespans, wracked with cares and diseases and disappointments, humankind seemed - happy. Puzzled, the Thundergod descended to the world of men and, disguised as a wanderer (using garments he had found in the back of his father's wardrobe) travelled the forests and citadels of the mortals, seeking the answer to the riddle "What makes people happy?" Some told him "riches"; but these brought him no joy. Others said "Conquest", but defeating these insects was no solace for the immortal warrior of Aasgard. Still others said "duty", but the helping of the sick and infirm was too easy for the god. One lone voice suggested "Brass bands", and this, indeed, came close to reviving the god's zest in life - close, but not close enough, and, ultimately, the son of Odin wandered the forests in an even deeper mire of dejection tthan before.

                              Until ...

                              ... just as he was deciding that all was fruitless on this world, he encountered a beautiful young human, gathering wood for her supper - she was very poor, and couldn't afford food. The girl looked up and saw the young, forlorn-looking god and was as instantly smitten with him as he was with her. Helping her to gather wood, the god also felled an Ox with a bare arm, and they feasted that night, before retiring to her humble boudiour where they made love for the whole of the night.

                              And so the god knew what it was that made the mortals happy.

                              But, as the sun rose the next morning like a great fried egg in the eastern sky, the Thundergod began to feel the first pangs of guilt at his behaviour: he had taken advantage of this woman without even telling her his name! As she stirred in wakefulness, her eyes caught his and were lit with a glow of adoration that only exacerbated the god's feelings of guilt: he simply had to confess his identity to her.

                              "My dear," he spoke, "there is something about me that you should know!"

                              Hearing the anxious tone in his voice, the woman gazed at him with a look of such deep concern that the god was moved to blurt out the rest of his sentence quickly:

                              "I am Thor!"



                              There was a moment's pause ...

                              ... before the woman's frown melted into a huge, conspirational smile as she said

                              "Tho am I, but wathn't it thuper!"


                              Much better than my version

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                              • Flay
                                Full Member
                                • Mar 2007
                                • 5795

                                a beautiful young human, gathering wood for her supper - she was very poor, and couldn't afford food.
                                Still chuckling....
                                Pacta sunt servanda !!!

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