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  • ferneyhoughgeliebte
    Gone fishin'
    • Sep 2011
    • 30163

    #16
    Originally posted by Mary Chambers View Post
    I thought it was DPD, not PDP
    Sounded PDQ to me
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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    • MrGongGong
      Full Member
      • Nov 2010
      • 18357

      #17
      Originally posted by Beef Oven! View Post
      What today's technology enables us to do is amazing.

      Yesterday, I filled a device with cold water and took it to the beach where, a few hours later, I had a cool refreshing drink.

      Then I remembered that I had filled the same device with hot tomato soup, a few months earlier in England and had a lovely warming soup on the Southbank.

      How does this simple device know what to do?
      David Beckham turns up for training one morning carrying a Thermos flask. Alex Ferguson asks "What's that Dave?"
      David reply's: "It's a Thermos Flask, Victoria gave it to me.
      Alex: "What does it do?"
      David: "It's brilliant, it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold"
      Alex: "What have you got in it today?"
      David: "Two cups of coffee and a choc ice!"

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      • french frank
        Administrator/Moderator
        • Feb 2007
        • 30537

        #18
        Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post
        Sounded PDQ to me
        It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.

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        • Beef Oven!
          Ex-member
          • Sep 2013
          • 18147

          #19
          Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post
          What? You mean you could get water like "on tap" or something?

          I don't think they'll allow such witchcraft here in Yorkshire.
          Maybe under College-boy Clegg's latest ivory tower wheeze, Yorkshire can make it happen.

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          • Beef Oven!
            Ex-member
            • Sep 2013
            • 18147

            #20
            Originally posted by MrGongGong View Post
            David Beckham turns up for training one morning carrying a Thermos flask. Alex Ferguson asks "What's that Dave?"
            David reply's: "It's a Thermos Flask, Victoria gave it to me.
            Alex: "What does it do?"
            David: "It's brilliant, it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold"
            Alex: "What have you got in it today?"
            David: "Two cups of coffee and a choc ice!"
            Please read this and desist from your prejudiced broadcasts about talented working class-origin people (yes, I know Owen Jones is a tosser, bit this wasn't a bad read. Albeit a bit oldie-worlde analysis-wise).

            I don't expect the faux-left to understand working class people, but at least have some respect.

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            • french frank
              Administrator/Moderator
              • Feb 2007
              • 30537

              #21
              Fun over for today - Lewis handed over the parcel at 9.24. I'm deeply embarrassed that he couldn't get round the corner for parked cars and I watched him turn the other way. A DPD van appeared within two minutes, which I hailed, but it wasn't Lewis (they almost came face-to-face - in which case one of them would have had to reverse!). Lewis had to park in the next road and walk down (not far). I hope I haven't made him late

              The fascinating thing is seeing the number of drops he makes all in the adjacent streets - he says he makes about 100 deliveries every day just in my postal area and the next one
              It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.

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              • Petrushka
                Full Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 12346

                #22
                I've had this experience with DPD as well. I couldn't be in but followed the van's progress from my office desk. A neighbour signed for my goods.

                Great system to be sure but if I was a van driver I would not like to work under such intrusive conditions.
                "The sound is the handwriting of the conductor" - Bernard Haitink

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                • pastoralguy
                  Full Member
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 7827

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Petrushka View Post
                  I've had this experience with DPD as well. I couldn't be in but followed the van's progress from my office desk. A neighbour signed for my goods.

                  Great system to be sure but if I was a van driver I would not like to work under such intrusive conditions.
                  I have a feeling that the van drivers are self employed and pay for the hire of the van.

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                  • french frank
                    Administrator/Moderator
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 30537

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Petrushka View Post
                    Great system to be sure but if I was a van driver I would not like to work under such intrusive conditions.
                    Some of the bus routes in Bristol must have something a bit similar to keep the electronic bus stop (or bup stop, being Bristol) signage working?
                    It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.

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                    • aka Calum Da Jazbo
                      Late member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 9173

                      #25
                      good to see french [German? Spanish? Italian?] nationalised industries participating in our privatised free market [Maggie sold us out to the EU eh?]

                      competition = more info about less substance differentiated by small conceits eh ... they could automatically time the notification for after the actually estimated delivery time to impress you ff! [more Wagner Stephen?]
                      According to the best estimates of astronomers there are at least one hundred billion galaxies in the observable universe.

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                      • Richard Tarleton

                        #26
                        Originally posted by french frank View Post
                        The fascinating thing is seeing the number of drops he makes all in the adjacent streets - he says he makes about 100 deliveries every day just in my postal area and the next one
                        Peeking into the back of the van the other day, I was amazed just how many other customers a certain wine firm beginning with L has around here

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                        • gurnemanz
                          Full Member
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 7421

                          #27
                          Originally posted by aka Calum Da Jazbo View Post
                          good to see french [German? Spanish? Italian?] nationalised industries participating in our privatised free market [Maggie sold us out to the EU eh?]

                          competition = more info about less substance differentiated by small conceits eh ... they could automatically time the notification for after the actually estimated delivery time to impress you ff! [more Wagner Stephen?]
                          Arriva = Deutsche Bundesbahn
                          EDF = Électricité de France
                          National Power = RWE, based in Essen, Germany. (This works to our advantage since my wife has plenty of work teaching German to employees at their Swindon head office)
                          etc...

                          Edit:Just realised RWE is not state owned, so doesn't apply

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                          • Anna

                            #28
                            Originally posted by pastoralguy View Post
                            I have a feeling that the van drivers are self employed and pay for the hire of the van.
                            I think they are. The last timed delivery I had - not DPD, cannot remember the name, something Express and blue and red logos on van - had parcel tracking prior to Carl and his van. It originated in Solihull, went to Gloucester, then Hereford and Carl took over starting his deliveries in my area. I was 18 out of 24 that morning and they were all local to me (as I tracked his progress!) Fascinating but it wastes a lot of time .....

                            Tomorrow I have to wait in between 12 and 6pm, but it's a large item (new fridge) and removal of old, I guess it's impossible to do accurate timings for large deliveries but they promised to ring/text when an hour away.

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                            • Roehre

                              #29
                              Originally posted by gurnemanz View Post
                              Arriva = Deutsche Bundesbahn...
                              Edit:Just realised RWE is not state owned, so doesn't apply
                              Arriva = Deutsche Bahn (not State owned any more) since 2001 (IIRC)

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                              • Old Grumpy
                                Full Member
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 3666

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Richard Tarleton View Post
                                Peeking into the back of the van the other day, I was amazed just how many other customers a certain wine firm beginning with L has around here
                                Pembrokeshire - that would be Llaithwaites then...

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