David Hurwitz's idea of an April Fool's joke review

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  • johnb
    Full Member
    • Mar 2007
    • 2903

    David Hurwitz's idea of an April Fool's joke review

    I came across this the other day - I am lost for words. (You might like to read the paragraph on John Odgon.)

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  • ferneyhoughgeliebte
    Gone fishin'
    • Sep 2011
    • 30163

    #2
    Well, no doubt Mr Hurwitz is very pleased with himself. Perhaps next year he'll treat us to some equally hilarious prose about Paul Wittgenstein?

    Nasty, petty, laboured little piece.
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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    • french frank
      Administrator/Moderator
      • Feb 2007
      • 30456

      #3
      Well, I imagine MOST magazine editors would have thrown it back at him (and possibly shown him the door).
      It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.

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      • Bryn
        Banned
        • Mar 2007
        • 24688

        #4
        It's so disgustingly bad that I am tempted to think it a spiteful spoof on Hurwitz by one of his legion detractors, but then ...

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        • Tony Halstead
          Full Member
          • Nov 2010
          • 1717

          #5
          Originally posted by johnb View Post
          I came across this the other day - I am lost for words. (You might like to read the paragraph on John Odgon.)

          http://www.classicstoday.com/review/review-5780/
          Whoever wrote this worthless piece of garbage - whether Hurwitz himself or maybe some other hack - is clearly a desperately sad, bitter and unfulfilled person. It's not even remotely funny.

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          • Richard Tarleton

            #6
            Originally posted by french frank View Post
            Well, I imagine MOST magazine editors would have thrown it back at him (and possibly shown him the door).
            According to his Wiki entry (I had to look him up) he is the editor - - "executive editor"....has clearly had a taste bypass.

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            • Pabmusic
              Full Member
              • May 2011
              • 5537

              #7
              I enjoy satire. Really. But this is appalling - it's not just John Ogden (look - let's make fun of the loony!) it's Barbirolli too. Quite severe.

              He should never have been allowed near a computer.

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              • ahinton
                Full Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 16123

                #8
                Originally posted by Pabmusic View Post
                I enjoy satire. Really. But this is appalling
                It is indeed.

                [QUOTE=Pabmusic;406299]it's not just John Ogden{/quote]
                No - it's John Ogdon!

                Originally posted by Pabmusic View Post
                look - let's make fun of the loony!
                Which he wasn't - and not only that, he had suffered no breakdowns of any kind by the mid-1960s in any case.

                Originally posted by Pabmusic View Post
                He should never have been allowed near a computer.
                Quite. He has quite a long and undistinguished track record of this kind of thing, though - it's far from an isolated instance. Perhaps someone might persuade a certain person who shall remain nameless that it's time to reach for the lawyer again?...

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                • french frank
                  Administrator/Moderator
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 30456

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Richard Tarleton View Post
                  According to his Wiki entry (I had to look him up) he is the editor - - "executive editor"....has clearly had a taste bypass.
                  Indeed - that's why I put 'MOST' in capitals. Does not apply to editors themselves. Does it say anywhere when it was written?
                  It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.

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                  • Pabmusic
                    Full Member
                    • May 2011
                    • 5537

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pabmusic View Post
                    it's not just John Ogden{/quote]
                    No - it's John Ogdon…
                    Too much Hilda on my mind (I have just played Barry McGuire's Eve of Destruction).

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                    • Alison
                      Full Member
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 6468

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Tony View Post
                      Whoever wrote this worthless piece of garbage - whether Hurwitz himself or maybe some other hack - is clearly a desperately sad, bitter and unfulfilled person. It's not even remotely funny.
                      Yes it's Hurwitz himself. I think he looks on very enviously at those who have 'made it' and his harshest criticism is aimed at the very best performers. The recent Berlin Philharmonic Schumann set receives a complete mauling; I am cross with myself for bothering to take a look.

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                      • DublinJimbo
                        Full Member
                        • Nov 2011
                        • 1222

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Alison View Post
                        The recent Berlin Philharmonic Schumann set receives a complete mauling
                        Indeed. I read that after the 'joke' review and was amazed at the invective. I don'y plan on acquiring the new BPO Schumann set, but I'm thrilled to see this great orchestra join the ranks of the own-label crowd.

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                        • Barbirollians
                          Full Member
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 11752

                          #13
                          He is an idiot rather like that ghastly woman who has made a career out of being unpleasant and vile on trash TV Katie Hopkins former Apprentice winner.

                          His reviews are all opinion and no real analysis - the sort of Daily Mail of classical reviewing .

                          The comments about Ogdon are grossly offensive - a man with more talent in one finger than in the whole of Hurwitz.

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                          • Jonathan
                            Full Member
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 952

                            #14
                            Well said!

                            He also has some weird and nasty views on obscure composers - another reason for never reading his virtiolic drivel.
                            Best regards,
                            Jonathan

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                            • Eine Alpensinfonie
                              Host
                              • Nov 2010
                              • 20573

                              #15
                              Forget all the Hurwitz-bashing. After all, no-one every built a statue of a critic.

                              But the concert - Messiaen’s Turangalila-Symphonie in the Free Trade Hall in Manchester. I was there, having just come home from boarding school for the Easter holiday. I used to go to as many concerts as I could afford - in the 5/- seats at the back of the balcony - but I wasn't too sure about this one. It had been given prominence in the Halle prospectus, so I decided to give it a go. I was glad I did, the music being entirely new to my young self. But I didn't want to rush out and buy a recording of it. But now I really must order this one.

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