BBBC Radio 3 Jazz - All jazz now to be "virtual"!

[BLUESNIK'S REVOX]

In a shock announcement, the BBC has said that “In future all jazz programming with be virtually virtual”.

“WE NOW invite ALL jazz listeners to switch on their radios, turn the sound right down (off) , gaze at the little green light, and play their OWN jazz records at home. What could be more democratic? NO more top down presenter hierarchy. YOUR taste is paramount and a real cost centre saving going forwards.” ~ (Sir) Mark Thompson.

Note to editors. (Sir) Mark Thompson should not be confused with the (Rev) Rowan Williams or that bearded geezer from “The Joy of Sex” c. 1971.

“GOD is everywhere, invisible, but out there, somewhere doing stuff, but not dead like Sir Mark (who really isn’t?) ” said a BBC top spokesperson in off-shore BIRT placement.

[aka Calum Da Jazbo]

[ .... ] is double plus unsayable saying [ .... ] is a crime against Napoleon and treason against the farm and its continuing march of progress and double plus good things for all under the guidance of those more equal ... examination of all relevant archives shows no sign of the existence of any material that could be considered [ .... ] no trace of it exists therefore to assert that [ .... ] existed is thopughtcrime ... Squealer says so in the name of those more equal and all Muppets everywhere




Those More Equal

[eighthobstruction]

Digging this Shubert man....ol'Thelonius died strapped to a bed being made to listen to this stuff by Pannonica de K....almost saved him....BUT....

[aka Calum Da Jazbo]

i thought he was watching telly which is in the usa enough to pop yer clogs ...

[eighthobstruction]

Never let truth get in the way when there is a need to post....