Thread: Current favourite Silly Season jokes [Jass Board Version]

[charles t]

To hit a note

so

high

only

Cat Anderson

could hear it!

[aka Calum Da Jazbo]

here's one of another etc

[MrGongGong]

How many free Jazzers does it take to change a lightbulb ?


Who needs changes ?

[Serial_Apologist]

John Etheridge joke:

How many jazz guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to change the light bulb; four to say "I could do it faster"

(John Etheridge - of all people!)

[BLUESNIK'S REVOX]

I always liked Shelly Manne's, "WE never play anything the same way once!"

AND...Stan Tracey's wonderful/bitter comment that "Stan Getz always washed his hands BEFORE using the toilet!". Because he was, and totally indentified, with that part of his anatomy.

BN.