Moon shot postponed - Sun Ra copycats blamed

[Serial_Apologist]

Today's setback in the long quest to send Donald Trump and Boris Johnson on the first ever one-way mission to our nearest planet has been ascribed to a combination of lightning strikes at Met Office headquarters and all-round failure to hold onto traditional Radio 3 listeners.

"Following six weeks of consultation with our party roots we found the glitch to be a kinetic bloco - a Brazilian term familiar to Copacabana Exiles otherwise attributed in Dixieland circles to excessive consumption of hard bop", a BBC spokesperson of indeterminate gendre reporting from Cape Notting Hill Canaveral told us, adding,

"Listeners to next week's programme will be interested to know that a previously unreleased wax cylinder recording of Buddy Bolden trying to persuade the young Louis Armstrong not to take up jass will be first prize in our online raffle".

[cloughie]

Today's setback in the long quest to send Donald Trump and Boris Johnson on the first ever one-way mission to our nearest planet has been ascribed to a combination of lightning strikes at Met Office headquarters and all-round failure to hold onto traditional Radio 3 listeners.

"Following six weeks of consultation with our party roots we found the glitch to be a kinetic bloco - a Brazilian term familiar to Copacabana Exiles otherwise attributed in Dixieland circles to excessive consumption of hard bop", a BBC spokesperson of indeterminate gendre reporting from Cape Notting Hill Canaveral told us, adding,

"Listeners to next week's programme will be interested to know that a previously unreleased wax cylinder recording of Buddy Bolden trying to persuade the young Louis Armstrong not to take up jass will be first prize in our online raffle".

One flaw here - the Moon is not a Planet. By the way was the idea hatched when Boris and Trump tied in a Sinatra impression competition and the song chosen was taken literally!

[eighthobstruction]

....could easily have been concocted by King Kennytone and Mr Impro....vintage....only a lack of mention ofTapas gives it away ¬¬`/¬^¬`Oh Regularly_ Penitent one....worth every minute of your time on earth....

....Hey MAN DAt iz Real....you got real....

[eighthobstruction]

...."Yeah, I remember the time" Dizzy said - "Evero time you play the Kettle it sucks yr wallet - suck suck"....and Bird said " hey Man I got Hip - Hip bath - for the callouses on my feet"...." Woi Yo Yo Ma (ejaculated Prez) we goin Medieval arooney ....yup....gonna be a long cold winter without Boris to warm our cockles on"....."Fix me up to the grid brother Diz....dem fish gotta find their way out of the kettle - they're screwin the way I meet the Energy".....

[BLUESNIK'S REVOX]

Talking about "way back", I've been reading a lot of old Downbeat magazines on line, and also UK publications. The old Jazz News in particular, 1960s. Arrogant & insular they seem, particularly the reviews. But what made me laugh was a letter from a "Mr Brian Jones, the guitarist with the Rolling Stones R&B band", from about 1962, firmly pointing out that R&B was not jazz, but actually "the city negro's pop music". Not sophisticated like jazz.

Glad we got that sorted Brian. In Cheltenham.

[Serial_Apologist]

Talking about "way back", I've been reading a lot of old Downbeat magazines on line, and also UK publications. The old Jazz News in particular, 1960s. Arrogant & insular they seem, particularly the reviews. But what made me laugh was a letter from a "Mr Brian Jones, the guitarist with the Rolling Stones R&B band", from about 1962, firmly pointing out that R&B was not jazz, but actually "the city negro's pop music". Not sophisticated like jazz.

Glad we got that sorted Brian. In Cheltenham.

Definitely sparring.

[Serial_Apologist]

...."Yeah, I remember the time" Dizzy said - "Evero time you play the Kettle it sucks yr wallet - suck suck"....and Bird said " hey Man I got Hip - Hip bath - for the callouses on my feet"...." Woi Yo Yo Ma (ejaculated Prez) we goin Medieval arooney ....yup....gonna be a long cold winter without Boris to warm our cockles on"....."Fix me up to the grid brother Diz....dem fish gotta find their way out of the kettle - they're screwin the way I meet the Energy".....

Electric Laddyland

[eighthobstruction]

....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um7n0O-OUVo

[cloughie]

Definitely sparring.

I’d say he got it Lansdown.