Accordian crimes....

[Ian Thumwood]

Bluesnik

Wondered if you might be "helping police with their enquiries?" Can you explain your whereabouts at 16.00 on 8th August ?

I think the £130k figure quoted is the value of not letting anyone play them.....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-37810943

We will know you are guilty when the banjoes start going missing too and the forensics pick up webbed footprints from the ducks.

[kernelbogey]

I have read that the police are putting the squeeze on the culprits.

[Dave2002]

"Accordian" - spelling is a crime, perhaps!

[Richard Tarleton]

This has been posted before (by Caliban), but now seems appropriate - © The New Yorker

[Rcartes]

I'm sure most people already know the definition of a gentlemen: one who can play the accordion, but doesn't.