Beethoven - an antidote to Composer of the Week

[cloughie]

What happens in 2027?

The Beeb will be in such dire straits by then that all this year's programmes will be repeated.

[Sir Velo]

The new Bayer edition of the complete works is issued in the form of a slow-release pill, available in plain or enhanced (with synthetic THC) versions.

I note that HM are having their cake and eat it by naming their new Beethoven edition 20/27. Please that we be spared a repeat of 2020 in just another seven years (personally, I would have considered the tercentenary of his birth or failing that the bicentenary of his death to be more important anniversaries but I guess the PR guys couldn't wait that long).