Originally posted by Beef Oven
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Technically called a 'camera phone', I believe. Unless, of course, your mobile phone doesn't have a camera. In which case you would be in the clear
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I have just got off the dog.Originally posted by french frank View PostTechnically called a 'camera phone', I believe. Unless, of course, your mobile phone doesn't have a camera. In which case you would be in the clear
My lawyer says that the technical name for my mobile 'phone is 'mobile 'phone'. He says Americans call them Cell 'phones (but they get lots of things wrong).Comment
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He says my other 'phone is a 'smart Phone'. In either case, they are not cameras. Even a camera phone isn't a camera, he said.Originally posted by Beef Oven View Post
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Why are classical gigs so stuffy?Comment
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That, my friend, is what I would call fishing for a gig !Originally posted by Beef Oven View PostHe says my other 'phone is a 'smart Phone'. In either case, they are not cameras. Even a camera phone isn't a camera, he said.Comment
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Another bit of free legal advice: Sexual Offences Act 2003 section 69.Originally posted by Beef Oven View Post
Two years, Beefy, two years...
"...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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Originally posted by Caliban View PostAnother bit of free legal advice: Sexual Offences Act 2003 section 69.
Two years, Beefy, two years...
Or alternatively a lifetime membership of the kipper youth wing
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I am amazed that there are lawyers working at this time of day, 6 hours after they usually pack up for the day. (or have someonebody pack up for them).I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.
I am not a number, I am a free man.Comment
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How very dare you suggest such a thing.Originally posted by Caliban View PostAnother bit of free legal advice: Sexual Offences Act 2003 section 69.
Two years, Beefy, two years...
Everyone knows 'dog and bone' is Cockney rhyming slang for 'phone.
I am a very clean living man with perfect eye-sight.Comment
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And that, M'Lord, concludes the case for the defence.Originally posted by Beef Oven View Post
Teamsaint - in which parallel decade are you residing?!
<sigh> ah the good old days...."...the isle is full of noises,
Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."
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