As you'll all be aware, there's an anti-X-Factor campaign to make John Cage's 4'33" the Christmas Number 1 single. Can some authority figure at Radio 3 not arrange an emergency release of a remix of Mozart's 'Musical Joke' in time to save the seasonal charts from such a blatant act of cynicism and catapult some real music into the number 1 spot? Heaven knows, Wolfgang Amadeus gets little enough airtime these days, and we must act NOW to keep his memory fresh.

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