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  • gurnemanz
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    • Nov 2010
    • 7391

    Sperm in Alium

    (Sorry about the heading.) I have just been reading in the new Private Eye about EMI's latest wheeze to cash in on Fifty Shades of Grey. I have not yet felt the need to read the book but in it apparently the Peter Phillips recording of Spem in Alium is identified as suitable background material for more daring bedroom activity and a compilation CD is to rushed out this month. The Eye points out that the work only last 12 minutes (enough for some maybe) and that the title is not actually connected with ejaculation.
  • jean
    Late member
    • Nov 2010
    • 7100

    #2
    Can it really be true that, as the Eye claims, Peter Phillips is providing an English translation of the text that gamely mistranslates 'be mindful of our humility' as 'be mindful of our humiliation' ?

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    • aka Calum Da Jazbo
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      • Nov 2010
      • 9173

      #3
      taken any which way eh
      According to the best estimates of astronomers there are at least one hundred billion galaxies in the observable universe.

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      • Flosshilde
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        • Nov 2010
        • 7988

        #4
        I think that gay men have been well aware of the nutritional value for some time.


        The Mail is simply a Johnny-come-lately in its discovery.

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        • vinteuil
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          • Nov 2010
          • 12844

          #5
          ... surely Brumel's Earthquake Mass more suitable?

          It's what happens for us here...

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          • Stunsworth
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            • Nov 2010
            • 1553

            #6
            At the more extreme end of the market Sheep May Safely Graze, and long may it continue.
            Steve

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            • Anna

              #7
              Originally posted by jean View Post
              Can it really be true that, as the Eye claims, Peter Phillips is providing an English translation of the text that gamely mistranslates 'be mindful of our humility' as 'be mindful of our humiliation' ?
              Jean, you have a sense of humour! Lovely. As for music to accompany it surely has to be Chopin? The Minute Waltz?

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              • jean
                Late member
                • Nov 2010
                • 7100

                #8
                Well, I do like to think so, but that was PE's joke not mine...

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                • Bryn
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                  • Mar 2007
                  • 24688

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Anna View Post
                  Jean, you have a sense of humour! Lovely. As for music to accompany it surely has to be Chopin? The Minute Waltz?
                  Oh no, not even as played by Rubenstein. Feldman's SQ2 must surely be the work of choice, and if a recording, preferably that by the Flux Quartet. Though I suppose there might be those who would yearn for a little vibrato.

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                  • Anna

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bryn View Post
                    Though I suppose there might be those who would yearn for a little vibrato.
                    I am not even going to answer that Bryn because, I have censored myself!! Besides, Feldman sounds too tantric for words! How does one have the time to prepare a meal? Is there a loo-break? Give me Chopin any time. It's a lot easier.

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                    • ahinton
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                      • Nov 2010
                      • 16123

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Anna View Post
                      Jean, you have a sense of humour! Lovely. As for music to accompany it surely has to be Chopin? The Minute Waltz?
                      I don't think so; Nicholas Parsons always says that it fades away.

                      When I saw this thread, I thought that it might be about new ways to propagate garlic. I confess to being a little disappointed.

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                      • ahinton
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                        • Nov 2010
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Anna View Post
                        Feldman sounds too tantric for words!
                        Well, some kind of tric(k), anyway...

                        But what about Sorabji's first numbered symphony for piano solo, the Tantrik? It does at least play for several hours (or will do when someone actually plays it)...

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                        • Don Petter

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ahinton View Post
                          Well, some kind of tric(k), anyway...

                          But what about Sorabji's first numbered symphony for piano solo, the Tantrik? It does at least play for several hours (or will do when someone actually plays it)...
                          That reminds one of the similarity of Tantric sex to trying to get the gas man to repair your boiler:

                          You stay in all day but nobody comes.

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                          • Bryn
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                            • Mar 2007
                            • 24688

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Don Petter View Post
                            That reminds one of the similarity of Tantric sex to trying to get the gas man to repair your boiler:

                            You stay in all day but nobody comes.
                            Don't forget your coat on the way out.

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                            • amateur51

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Bryn View Post
                              Don't forget your coat on the way out.

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