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  • Gasteiner
    Full Member
    • Nov 2010
    • 24

    Breaking News

    Breaking News

    BBC Radio 3 is about to ditch "Breakfast" and "Essential Classics". An insider has just leaked this breathtaking news.

    It follows a major review by external consultants of the reasons for falling audience numbers for these two "flagship" programmes over the past few years. The review concludes:
    "… large sections of the traditional R3 audiences of these morning programmes have become increasingly frustrated and annoyed at the insidious adoption of banal quizzes, phone-ins, advertising later programmes, excessive chat by the presenters, irrelevant guest interviews, and other such classic-fm style gimmickry... It's time for a big change …."

    A suitable name has yet to be devised for the successor programme that will replace both "Breakfast" and "Essential Classics". One possible name under consideration is "Back To The Classics".

    A key feature of the successor programme is that the amount of presenter chat will be strictly limited to no more than 5% of the 5-hour time slot, and will be confined strictly to a short presentation of the music and its composer. The remaining 95% will be dedicated to playing quality recordings of classical music only, selected from a broad cross-section of all the main classical music genres. Full-length works will be given equal prominence to shorter works in the scheduling, and it will be forbidden to play only parts of single works, except for individual songs from song cycles, opera arias and duets, and similar items from oratorios etc.

    Accompanying these changes there will be a major re-shuffle of presenters. The BBC has decided to pension off early all of the main presenters of Breakfast and Essential Classical who have been associated with these programmes over the past few years. This is their "reward" for foisting so much irritating commentary to so many of R3's traditional listeners over such a long period. The names of several completely new presenters will be announced soon, and they will all be required to speak only in standard, clear English.

    Stand by for further leaks on this important topic.
  • ferneyhoughgeliebte
    Gone fishin'
    • Sep 2011
    • 30163

    #2
    About six-and-a-half months late.
    [FONT=Comic Sans MS][I][B]Numquam Satis![/B][/I][/FONT]

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    • Padraig
      Full Member
      • Feb 2013
      • 4236

      #3
      Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post
      About six-and-a-half months late.
      It's never too late to have a laugh. (Shakespeare)

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      • Pabmusic
        Full Member
        • May 2011
        • 5537

        #4
        Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post
        About six-and-a-half months late.
        Actually 204 days. I spent many boring afternoons checking sentence calculations at one stage; I don't think I've forgotten.

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        • cloughie
          Full Member
          • Dec 2011
          • 22119

          #5
          THE ANDREWS SISTERS were an American close harmony singing group of the swing and boogie-woogie eras. The group consisted of three sisters: contralto LaVerne...

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          • Barbirollians
            Full Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 11679

            #6
            Originally posted by ferneyhoughgeliebte View Post
            About six-and-a-half months late.
            A sad comment on the state of Radio 3 that something so eminently reasonable is an October 21st fool

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            • french frank
              Administrator/Moderator
              • Feb 2007
              • 30283

              #7
              And sadly, Radio 3 has learned that listening figures don't go down if you cater for an audience that likes 'banal quizzes, phone-ins, advertising later programmes, excessive chat by the presenters, irrelevant guest interviews, and other such classic-fm style gimmickry'. Listeners turn over from ClassicFM because 'there aren't any commercial ads'. They will have been pleased with the latest changes
              It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.

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              • oddoneout
                Full Member
                • Nov 2015
                • 9184

                #8
                Originally posted by Barbirollians View Post
                A sad comment on the state of Radio 3 that something so eminently reasonable is an October 21st fool
                And if a genuine version of such an announcement were to be made I suspect I wouldn't be the only one to assume at first that it was a spoof.....

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                • un barbu
                  Full Member
                  • Jun 2017
                  • 131

                  #9
                  Fake news! Sad! (More's the pity).
                  Barbatus sed non barbarus

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                  • LMcD
                    Full Member
                    • Sep 2017
                    • 8460

                    #10
                    Perhaps it's the Controller's Trump card....

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