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  • Serial_Apologist
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    • Dec 2010
    • 37682

    Originally posted by Black Swan View Post
    When I think of the weekly Breakfast, I am reminded of an Are You Being Served show. Mrs Slocombe was having a Birthday and one of her gifts was the complete recordings of Lena Stavaroni (I am not sure of the spelling) when asked why the recording she replied that playing the singer was the only way to get her Cat to go out in the rain.......
    Her cat???

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    • Nick Armstrong
      Host
      • Nov 2010
      • 26536

      Originally posted by Black Swan View Post
      When I think of the weekly Breakfast, I am reminded of an Are You Being Served show. Mrs Slocombe was having a Birthday and one of her gifts was the complete recordings of Lena Stavaroni (I am not sure of the spelling) when asked why the recording she replied that playing the singer was the only way to get her Cat to go out in the rain.......


      I think 'Zavaroni' and 'pussy' need to be inserted in that message to make it 100% accurate... although 'Tiddles' could also be added for completeness! (the name of her pussy).
      "...the isle is full of noises,
      Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
      Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
      Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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      • teamsaint
        Full Member
        • Nov 2010
        • 25209

        Originally posted by Caliban View Post


        I think 'Zavaroni' and 'pussy' need to be inserted in that message to make it 100% accurate... although 'Tiddles' could also be added for completeness! (the name of her pussy).
        HAS anybody had " Are you being served?" as a specialist subject on mastermind?
        I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.

        I am not a number, I am a free man.

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        • Nick Armstrong
          Host
          • Nov 2010
          • 26536

          Originally posted by teamsaint View Post
          HAS anybody had " Are you being served?" as a specialist subject on mastermind?
          Are you free, Mr Humphries?
          "...the isle is full of noises,
          Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
          Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
          Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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          • teamsaint
            Full Member
            • Nov 2010
            • 25209

            Originally posted by Caliban View Post
            Are you free, Mr Humphries?
            I'm Free !

            Grace Bros Join the 24/7 economy....

            I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.

            I am not a number, I am a free man.

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            • Black Swan

              Originally posted by Caliban View Post


              I think 'Zavaroni' and 'pussy' need to be inserted in that message to make it 100% accurate... although 'Tiddles' could also be added for completeness! (the name of her pussy).
              As requested, I have edited the quote. I was trying to be to Politically correct.

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              • Flosshilde
                Full Member
                • Nov 2010
                • 7988

                Originally posted by Caliban View Post


                I think 'Zavaroni' and 'pussy' need to be inserted in that message to make it 100% accurate... although 'Tiddles' could also be added for completeness! (the name of her pussy).
                And then there was the episode when she apologised for coming in late because her pussy was wet & she'd had to dry it off ...

                It's a wonder I'm here at all, you know. My pussy got soaking wet. I had to dry it out in front of the fire before I left!
                Last edited by Flosshilde; 03-01-15, 15:04. Reason: Quoting Mrs S (from http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Are_You_Being_Served%3F)

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                • Nick Armstrong
                  Host
                  • Nov 2010
                  • 26536

                  Originally posted by Flosshilde View Post
                  And then there was the episode when she apologised for coming in late because her pussy was wet & she'd had to dry it off ...
                  Not quite Flossie, iirc - I think you may be referring to this exchange:

                  Captain Peacock: Good morning Mrs Slocombe, Miss Brahms. You're one minute late.

                  Mrs. Slocombe: You're lucky to have me at all, Captain Peacock. I had to thaw me pussy out before I came. He'd been out all night.


                  This reference is the one that sticks in my mind:

                  Mrs. Slocombe: [on the phone] Hello, is that Mr. Akbar? Mrs Slocombe here, your next-door neighbour. I wonder, would you do me a little favour? Would you go to my front door, bend down, look through the letter-box, and if you can see my pussy, would you drop a sardine on the mat?

                  They got worse and worse. Black Swan's discretion and politically-correct instincts are essential in relation to the episodes involving respectively removal men and firemen.

                  Still better than listening to R3 weekday 'Breakfast'... (to haul things back on-thread)
                  "...the isle is full of noises,
                  Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                  Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                  Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                  • Flosshilde
                    Full Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 7988

                    Originally posted by Caliban View Post
                    Not quite Flossie, iirc - I think you may be referring to this exchange:

                    Captain Peacock: Good morning Mrs Slocombe, Miss Brahms. You're one minute late.

                    Mrs. Slocombe: You're lucky to have me at all, Captain Peacock. I had to thaw me pussy out before I came. He'd been out all night.

                    I think Mrs S's pussy was frequently wet - it popped up in many episodes.

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                    • Nick Armstrong
                      Host
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 26536

                      Originally posted by Flosshilde View Post
                      I think Mrs S's pussy was frequently wet - it popped up in many episodes.
                      You have the advantage of me, Mr Rumbold
                      "...the isle is full of noises,
                      Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                      Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                      Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                      • Penn Igor

                        Would seem from the latest comments on here that it isn't only R3 standards that have fallen!

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                        • Nick Armstrong
                          Host
                          • Nov 2010
                          • 26536

                          Originally posted by Penn Igor View Post
                          Would seem from the latest comments on here that it isn't only R3 standards that have fallen!
                          Yes, TV comedy isn't what it used to be...
                          "...the isle is full of noises,
                          Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
                          Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
                          Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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                          • Flosshilde
                            Full Member
                            • Nov 2010
                            • 7988

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                            • muzzer
                              Full Member
                              • Nov 2013
                              • 1192

                              Perhaps someone should suggest Breakfast finds its own Samantha.....

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                              • Old Grumpy
                                Full Member
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 3612

                                Originally posted by muzzer View Post
                                Perhaps someone should suggest Breakfast finds its own Samantha.....
                                I'm sure Samantha has very high standards!

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