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  • richardfinegold
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    • Sep 2012
    • 7735

    Riccardo Muti: Stand Up Comedian

    Last nights CSO performance was as memorable for the music making as it was for Maestro Muti's
    comedic talents as for his musical ones.
    The program:
    Prokofiev: Classical Symphony
    Scriabin: Prometheus (Kiril Gerstein, p)
    Interval-Presentation: This was Muti's 250th Concert leading the CSO, and he was given a framed
    blow up of the face sheet of his first program from 1973. He then made a "few remarks" which lasted more than 10 minutes and may earn him a booking in one of the town's comedy clubs.
    Second half:
    Beethoven, Coriolan Overture and Eighth Symphony.
    The highlights for me were the finales of the Prokofiev and the Beethoven Symphonies, were Muti relished their hijinks, musical jokes and false endings. The lowlight was the interminable Scriabin, a composer whose music simply holds no attraction for me.
    The extramusical highlight was Muti's standup schtick, which seemed to catch everyone by surprise. After the Orchestra President made a brief speech announcing the occasion, Muti walked onto the stage with shuffling, Parkinsonian type gait, as if he was suddenly incapacitated by age.
    He told several stories, with his fractured English being punctuated by excessive Italianate hand gestures when he could not find the word he was seeking.
    The funniest story concerned the first Concert. Pictures at an Exhibition was on the program and Muti prefaced the story by saying at that time he had not learned to economize on arm gestures.
    He didn't realize that the more animated he became in his gestures, the louder the Orchestra would play in response (remember this was Solti's orchestra at it's peak with it's overpowering brass). Muti said that his wife told him at the interval "Don't try to to overpower the Orchestra because you will always lose." He also told a story about bathroom breaks at La Scala after the first Act of Parsifal, the punch line which seemed to be lost in translation although the Italian speakers in the audience laughed heartily. He ended with a plea for music as an antidote to terror and a criticism for Mayor Rahm Emanuel for never attending a CSO Concert (Emmanuel is under extreme fire for more serious issues at the moment and probably won't notice).
    I'd rather hear Muti the Musician, but it was an interesting insight into his personality.
  • Petrushka
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    • Nov 2010
    • 12307

    #2
    I'd never have had Muti down as a comedian but then, what do we know of some of the great conductors other than their musical capabilities? They rarely open their mouths and many can have forbidding exteriors. Andre Previn is, and will always remain, a wonderful comedian, full of funny stories and with the perfect timing of a true pro.

    Stories abound of Hans Knappertsbusch who used to love telling dirty jokes, of Otto Klemperer's acid wit and of Beecham, who was, of course, legendary.

    Any more comedians on the podium?
    "The sound is the handwriting of the conductor" - Bernard Haitink

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    • Serial_Apologist
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      • Dec 2010
      • 37812

      #3
      Originally posted by Petrushka View Post

      Stories abound of Hans Knappertsbusch who used to love telling dirty jokes
      With a name like that, who wouldn't?

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      • Tony Halstead
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        • Nov 2010
        • 1717

        #4
        Originally posted by Petrushka View Post
        I'd never have had Muti down as a comedian but then, what do we know of some of the great conductors other than their musical capabilities? They rarely open their mouths and many can have forbidding exteriors. Andre Previn is, and will always remain, a wonderful comedian, full of funny stories and with the perfect timing of a true pro.

        Stories abound of Hans Knappertsbusch who used to love telling dirty jokes, of Otto Klemperer's acid wit and of Beecham, who was, of course, legendary.

        Any more comedians on the podium?
        Er, um... Sir Mark Elder?

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        • Nick Armstrong
          Host
          • Nov 2010
          • 26569

          #5
          Originally posted by Serial_Apologist View Post
          With a name like that, who wouldn't?


          Fascinating account, Richard

          As one who still sees Muti in the mind's eye as he was during my first ever London concerts, in the 70s conducting the Philharmonia with the schoolboy Caliban in the audience, it's alarming to hear he's shuffling with age ...! Or was that part of the act, was he 'putting on' an old-man dodder?

          EDIT - Answering my own question: your

          Originally posted by richardfinegold View Post
          ... as if he was suddenly incapacitated by age.
          makes it clear, I think - as does the photo accompanying this review in the Tribune of your concert...! Comforting to see just a hint of silver among the Italianate Muti mane !!
          "...the isle is full of noises,
          Sounds and sweet airs, that give delight and hurt not.
          Sometimes a thousand twangling instruments
          Will hum about mine ears, and sometime voices..."

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          • richardfinegold
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            • Sep 2012
            • 7735

            #6
            Originally posted by Petrushka View Post
            I'd never have had Muti down as a comedian but then, what do we know of some of the great conductors other than their musical capabilities? They rarely open their mouths and many can have forbidding exteriors. Andre Previn is, and will always remain, a wonderful comedian, full of funny stories and with the perfect timing of a true pro.

            Stories abound of Hans Knappertsbusch who used to love telling dirty jokes, of Otto Klemperer's acid wit and of Beecham, who was, of course, legendary.

            Any more comedians on the podium?
            Bernstein tried, but he didn't have good timing and tended to mess up the punch line. Fortunately this trait didn't enter his music making, as he could superbly pace and shape a musical climax.

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            • Barbirollians
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              • Nov 2010
              • 11751

              #7
              Certainly not Sir Andrew Davis who I do not think managed one successful joke in his tenure doing last night of the Proms .

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              • Conchis
                Banned
                • Jun 2014
                • 2396

                #8
                George Szell to Maurice Rosengarten (Decca European supremo) when re-negotiating his contract:

                'Mr. Rosengarten, I know you to be a man of culture, a man of learning, a man whose gods are Art and Higher Things. I, on the other hand, am a simple businessman whose only interest is money. Here are my terms which, I must tell you, are not subject to negotiation...'

                Rosengarten was so flabbergasted by this approach, that he gave Szell everything he wanted.

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                • Prommer
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                  • Dec 2010
                  • 1260

                  #9
                  Carlos Kleiber was a very, very witty man as you can see from that wonderful rehearsal in Stuttgart and from his correspondence.

                  For something not intended to be funny, but which is...

                  Take a look at this from 22 minutes in... recorded on the pit camera during a performance of Rosenkavalier in Vienna in 1994.

                  Carlos Kleiber dirigiert Rosenkavalier 23. März 1994 Wiener Staatsoper, hören Sie dazu am besten die DVD vom gleichen Tag:Strauss Richard: Der Rosenkavalier ...


                  Did you ever see such a thing during a performance??? Hie reactions and expressions are quite funny, though to be at the receiving end, not so funny!

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                  • Keraulophone
                    Full Member
                    • Nov 2010
                    • 1967

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Prommer View Post
                    Carlos Kleiber... on the pit camera during a performance of Rosenkavalier in Vienna in 1994.
                    ...hilarious when he feigns stabbing himself with the baton. The great Flott and Moll do their own thing, while Kleiber swooshes balletically with his arms. It takes him just over one beat to remove himself from the scene!

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                    • Nimrod
                      Full Member
                      • Mar 2012
                      • 152

                      #11
                      I heard Barbirolli tell funny jokes; and so did many others who watched the Eamonn Andrews show. And rumour has it that at a dinner in Manchester he kept a late night audience of dinner guests entertained for over an hour with anecdotes and jokes.

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