I Could Have Made a Pig of Myself

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  • gamba
    Late member
    • Dec 2010
    • 575

    I Could Have Made a Pig of Myself

    A particularly daft ' Tonight ' story. A woman somewhere in Norfolk keeps a little piglet as a pet instead of a puppy.

    Meet her in Fenchurch St. station, London & film her getting off the train. How to charge for its ticket ? After much discussion the authorities decide on weight. Film this happening. Passers - bye wonder what world they're living in.
    Set-up next with policeman holding-up traffic whilst she walks it across road outside. Now I begin to wonder if this is the right world for me !

    Filming over she makes for a bus stop intending to visit a friend. We offer her a lift. This is politely refused, she wants to get the piglet used to a bus. We leave her standing by a bus stop holding the little piglet in her arms. I walk a few paces away to where we have our equipment. Bending over the camera box I am concious of another person approaching the the same bus stop & from behind the woman with the piglet. Half-turning to take a somewhat disinterested look, I see a a woman, much younger carrying a baby in her arms. This could lead to a frightening situation. The woman with the baby approaches further & the two are soon level. She hasn't turned her head yet. I slowly pick up the camera & view them thtough the viewfinder. Suddenly the one with the child opens her mouth wide, making a strange sound, clutches the child tightly & stares wide-eyed at the piglet woman. She then swings from side to side not knowing what to do. The expression on the face of this woman seeing another clutching a small pig as she holds her child is terrifying.

    A bus arrives. They both board but with a considerable distance between them.

    Return to base, inform ' Tonight ' of additional material. Baverstock lets it be known - NO WAY !!

    ( This would have made me a fortune with the 'gutter press ' had they been 'still ' pictures - not that I would have )
  • french frank
    Administrator/Moderator
    • Feb 2007
    • 30818

    #2
    Originally posted by gamba View Post
    Return to base, inform ' Tonight ' of additional material. Baverstock lets it be known - NO WAY !!
    Too much like Hammer House of Horror. Shortly before, the woman with the baby had passed the woman with the piglet and it had been ... a baby ...
    It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.

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    • gamba
      Late member
      • Dec 2010
      • 575

      #3
      True though & very chilling at the time.

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      • salymap
        Late member
        • Nov 2010
        • 5969

        #4
        Thanks gamba, I wish I'd been in the bus queue.

        Welcome back

        It's a longtime since I read 'Alice' but wasn't there a pig-change in that?
        Last edited by salymap; 14-07-13, 16:58.

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        • Richard Tarleton

          #5
          Wonderful stuff.

          Reminds me of episode of Seinfeld in which Kramer thinks he sees a pigman in hospital...

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          • jean
            Late member
            • Nov 2010
            • 7100

            #6
            Reminds me of

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            • amateur51

              #7
              Great story, once again beautifully told gamba ;ela:

              For some reason it reminds me of The League of Gentlemen's tales of Royston Vasey

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              • Beef Oven

                #8
                Stick an apple in its mouth, wipe its bottom and chuck it on the BBQ.

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                • Richard Tarleton

                  #9
                  Originally posted by jean View Post
                  Reminds me of
                  Much better. Funnily enough I had a thought form about the headscarf, but couldn't pin it down....

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                  • Richard Tarleton

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Beef Oven View Post
                    Stick an apple in its mouth, wipe its bottom and chuck it on the BBQ.

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