Lord Toby Jug is Dead

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  • Constantbee
    Full Member
    • Jul 2017
    • 504

    Lord Toby Jug is Dead

    It seems only right to mark the passing of Lord Toby Jug, the great English eccentric who contested numerous council and parliamentary seats for the Monster Raving Loony Party, founded in 1983 by friend, mentor and one time rock and roll backing singer Screaming Lord Sutch.

    Among his many policies were draining swimming pools once a week for non-swimmers, the introduction of a 99p coin to save change, pram lanes in shopping centres and using discarded chewing gum to fill potholes.

    May he rest in peace
    And the tune ends too soon for us all
  • Serial_Apologist
    Full Member
    • Dec 2010
    • 37812

    #2
    I dopn't imagine it will stop the manufacture of Union Jack top hats, however...

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