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He was a Welsh collie that we acquired as an 18-month-old and already named. His owners told my parents they'd called him Whisky because he was black and white. Aged about 6, I didn't understand the joke and never associated the name with whisky, and never have.
That's it! Although this was a case (!) of black and white Welsh Whisky. As a six-year-old I wasn't a hardened drinker and visualised Whisky whisking his long feathery tail with the white blob at the end.
On topic again: as I have a postal vote I would not have to leave Whisky outside the polling station, were he to be still alive.
It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.
"as I have a postman, if he were still alive, I would not go outside the whiskey station."
I've never played that game before. Do the same with Uyghur and you get: "Because I have a postage stamp, and if he's alive, I won't leave the whiskey out of the ticket." They all seem to get the whisky bit right even if it becomes Irish in the process.
[Except that "Whisky whisked his tail brusquely" becomes "Vivian hissed his tail rudely​."]
It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.
I've never played that game before. Do the same with Uyghur and you get: "Because I have a postage stamp, and if he's alive, I won't leave the whiskey out of the ticket." They all seem to get the whisky bit right even if it becomes Irish in the process.
... I have continued this game thro' various unrelated languages. The current version is -
"In my experience, I don't want to get out of the washer if it's still alive"
"In my experience, I don't want to get out of the washer if it's still alive"
So the next game is: What did it start out as?
I know from experience not to empty the washing machine when it's still working?
It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.
"as I have a postal vote I would not have to leave Whisky outside the polling station, were he to be still alive"
but transmogrified by being google-translated thro' Basque, Chinese, Greek, Georgian, Hungarian, Hebrew, Irish, Manipuri, Quechua (among others), it became -
"In my experience, I don't want to get out of the washer if it's still alive"
I should have recorded the various stages of its transition.
(hours of fun for all the family : I really shd patent it... )
That's it! Although this was a case (!) of black and white Welsh Whisky. As a six-year-old I wasn't a hardened drinker and visualised Whisky whisking his long feathery tail with the white blob at the end.
On topic again: as I have a postal vote I would not have to leave Whisky outside the polling station, were he to be still alive.
What a handsome dog, thanks FF. That's cheered me up on this rainy morning.
"as I have a postal vote I would not have to leave Whisky outside the polling station, were he to be still alive"
but transmogrified by being google-translated thro' Basque, Chinese, Greek, Georgian, Hungarian, Hebrew, Irish, Manipuri, Quechua (among others), it became -
"In my experience, I don't want to get out of the washer if it's still alive"
I should have recorded the various stages of its transition.
(hours of fun for all the family : I really shd patent it... )
What would you call this game? "Traduttore, traditore" springs to mind (or possibly sprongs).
What would you call this game? "Traduttore, traditore" springs to mind (or possibly sprongs).
Or a kind of technological Chinese whispers?
Come to think of it, not unlike the journey of threads on this forum.
It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.
The B&W dogs in question might be Westies - a very different kettle of fish to a Welsh collie. (& apologies for going off-topic again).
According to the whiskypedia article the black dog is a Scottie and the white a Westie.
The whisky was actually named Black and White by patrons of the House of Commons bar after the colour of the label. The dogs were added as an afterthought.
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