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  • kindofblue
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    • Nov 2015
    • 145

    Originally posted by french frank View Post

    He was a Welsh collie that we acquired as an 18-month-old and already named. His owners told my parents they'd called him Whisky because he was black and white. Aged about 6, I didn't understand the joke and never associated the name with whisky, and never have.
    This may solve the riddle for you...

    Black & White Whisky | Spiritly

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    • french frank
      Administrator/Moderator
      • Feb 2007
      • 30817

      That's it! Although this was a case (!) of black and white Welsh Whisky. As a six-year-old I wasn't a hardened drinker and visualised Whisky whisking his long feathery tail with the white blob at the end.



      On topic again: as I have a postal vote I would not have to leave Whisky outside the polling station, were he to be still alive.
      It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.

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      • Old Grumpy
        Full Member
        • Jan 2011
        • 3695

        You could put a picture in with the return form (to cheer up the teller). I dare say some jobsworth would declare it a spoiled vote

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        • Old Grumpy
          Full Member
          • Jan 2011
          • 3695

          Amazing what you can find on t'internet on a rainy Sunday afternoon:

          https://scotchwhisky.com/whiskypedia...a%20dog%20show.

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          • vinteuil
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            • Nov 2010
            • 13197

            Originally posted by french frank View Post

            "as I have a postal vote I would not have to leave Whisky outside the polling station, were he to be still alive"
            .. an excellent sentence for a translation test!

            if you google translate in to Latin and back several times you end up with the rather satisfying -

            "as I have a postman, if he were still alive, I would not go outside the whiskey station."


            .

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            • Serial_Apologist
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              • Dec 2010
              • 38194

              Originally posted by vinteuil View Post

              .. an excellent sentence for a translation test!

              if you google translate in to Latin and back several times you end up with the rather satisfying -

              "as I have a postman, if he were still alive, I would not go outside the whiskey station."


              .


              An instance of one of those "Pass three and fourpence, we're going to a dance" examples!

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              • french frank
                Administrator/Moderator
                • Feb 2007
                • 30817

                Originally posted by vinteuil View Post
                "as I have a postman, if he were still alive, I would not go outside the whiskey station."
                I've never played that game before. Do the same with Uyghur and you get: "Because I have a postage stamp, and if he's alive, I won't leave the whiskey out of the ticket." They all seem to get the whisky bit right even if it becomes Irish in the process.

                [Except that "Whisky whisked his tail brusquely" becomes "Vivian hissed his tail rudely​."]
                It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.

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                • vinteuil
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                  • Nov 2010
                  • 13197

                  Originally posted by french frank View Post

                  I've never played that game before. Do the same with Uyghur and you get: "Because I have a postage stamp, and if he's alive, I won't leave the whiskey out of the ticket." They all seem to get the whisky bit right even if it becomes Irish in the process.
                  ... I have continued this game thro' various unrelated languages. The current version is -

                  "In my experience, I don't want to get out of the washer if it's still alive"

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                  • french frank
                    Administrator/Moderator
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 30817

                    Originally posted by vinteuil View Post
                    "In my experience, I don't want to get out of the washer if it's still alive"
                    So the next game is: What did it start out as?

                    I know from experience not to empty the washing machine when it's still working?
                    It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.

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                    • vinteuil
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                      • Nov 2010
                      • 13197

                      Originally posted by french frank View Post

                      So the next game is: What did it start out as?
                      ... ah, it started simply enough as your -

                      "as I have a postal vote I would not have to leave Whisky outside the polling station, were he to be still alive"

                      but transmogrified by being google-translated thro' Basque, Chinese, Greek, Georgian, Hungarian, Hebrew, Irish, Manipuri, Quechua (among others), it became -

                      "In my experience, I don't want to get out of the washer if it's still alive"

                      I should have recorded the various stages of its transition.

                      (hours of fun for all the family : I really shd patent it... )

                      .

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                      • AuntDaisy
                        Host
                        • Jun 2018
                        • 1913

                        Originally posted by french frank View Post
                        That's it! Although this was a case (!) of black and white Welsh Whisky. As a six-year-old I wasn't a hardened drinker and visualised Whisky whisking his long feathery tail with the white blob at the end.



                        On topic again: as I have a postal vote I would not have to leave Whisky outside the polling station, were he to be still alive.
                        What a handsome dog, thanks FF. That's cheered me up on this rainy morning.

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                        • AuntDaisy
                          Host
                          • Jun 2018
                          • 1913

                          Originally posted by Old Grumpy View Post
                          Amazing what you can find on t'internet on a rainy Sunday afternoon:

                          https://scotchwhisky.com/whiskypedia...a%20dog%20show.
                          The B&W dogs in question might be Westies - a very different kettle of fish to a Welsh collie. (& apologies for going off-topic again).



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                          • AuntDaisy
                            Host
                            • Jun 2018
                            • 1913

                            Originally posted by vinteuil View Post
                            ... ah, it started simply enough as your -

                            "as I have a postal vote I would not have to leave Whisky outside the polling station, were he to be still alive"

                            but transmogrified by being google-translated thro' Basque, Chinese, Greek, Georgian, Hungarian, Hebrew, Irish, Manipuri, Quechua (among others), it became -

                            "In my experience, I don't want to get out of the washer if it's still alive"

                            I should have recorded the various stages of its transition.

                            (hours of fun for all the family : I really shd patent it... )
                            What would you call this game? "Traduttore, traditore" springs to mind (or possibly sprongs).

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                            • french frank
                              Administrator/Moderator
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 30817

                              Originally posted by AuntDaisy View Post
                              What would you call this game? "Traduttore, traditore" springs to mind (or possibly sprongs).
                              Or a kind of technological Chinese whispers?

                              Come to think of it, not unlike the journey of threads on this forum.
                              It isn't given us to know those rare moments when people are wide open and the lightest touch can wither or heal. A moment too late and we can never reach them any more in this world.

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                              • Old Grumpy
                                Full Member
                                • Jan 2011
                                • 3695

                                Originally posted by AuntDaisy View Post
                                The B&W dogs in question might be Westies - a very different kettle of fish to a Welsh collie. (& apologies for going off-topic again).


                                According to the whiskypedia article the black dog is a Scottie and the white a Westie.

                                The whisky was actually named Black and White by patrons of the House of Commons bar after the colour of the label. The dogs were added as an afterthought.

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