Current favourite jokes

[kernelbogey]

Guy goes into a library and says, 'Robert Burns - the Complete Works!'
Librarian says, 'Sorry, Mr Burns, but I think you'll find the massage parlour is next door.'

Brit tourist in Paris with poor French pronuciation is sauntering along the bouquinistes along the left bank. After browsing at one stall he asks the owner:
'Excusez moi, monsieur! Est-ce-que vous avez du Guy de Maupassant?'
The proprietor makes a show of picking through some of his stock of books. He makes a forlorn gesture.
'Je regrette Monsieur... J'ai du Guide Bleu, du Guide Michelin...mais pas de Guide Maupassant!'

[johncorrigan]

Brit tourist in Paris with poor French pronuciation is sauntering along the bouquinistes along the left bank. After browsing at one stall he asks the owner:
'Excusez moi, monsieur! Est-ce-que vous avez du Guy de Maupassant?'
The proprietor makes a show of picking through some of his stock of books. He makes a forlorn gesture.
'Je regrette Monsieur... J'ai du Guide Bleu, du Guide Michelin...mais pas de Guide Maupassant!'

[BBMmk2]

Not a cloud in the sky, at the moment.

[gurnemanz]

Not a cloud in the sky, at the moment.

... waiting for the punch line.

[cloughie]

Not a cloud in the sky, at the moment.

Funny that - same here!

[Pulcinella]

... waiting for the punch line.

Well, the weather's a bit of a joke at present, so maybe you'll find it on the Stormy Weather thread!

[LMcD]

Not a cloud in the sky, at the moment.

Funny, that .... we have some to spare, but you might have to wait for the wind to back north-easterly - currently ESE here.

[eighthobstruction]

....I've looked at clouds from both sides....[but] I really don't know clouds at all....

[cloughie]

....I've looked at clouds from both sides....[but] I really don't know clouds at all....

It’s the dizzy dancing way you feel!

Try this:

https://scied.ucar.edu/sites/default/files/basic-page/globecloudidchartenglish.pdf

Even better this:

https://youtu.be/aCnf46boC3I

[johncorrigan]

I connected my new smart phone to the Cloud, but all I got were mist calls.

[Padraig]

Waiter : Tea or coffee?
Diner: Tea
Waiter: Wrong! It's coffee.

[johncorrigan]

Waiter : Tea or coffee?
Diner: Tea
Waiter: Wrong! It's coffee.

Diner: 'Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?'
Waiter: 'I think it's the backstroke, sir!'

[eighthobstruction]

https://youtu.be/aCnf46boC3I[/QUOTE]

....oooohw creamy....copelandesque.arrangement....i feel the need for a Joni rest of the morning....better call the Yellow Taxi to blissful nostalgia....but not remember too much about what really went on in the 70's....

[LMcD]

https://youtu.be/aCnf46boC3I

....oooohw creamy....copelandesque.arrangement....i feel the need for a Joni rest of the morning....better call the Yellow Taxi to blissful nostalgia....but not remember too much about what really went on in the 70's....[/QUOTE]

Very nice - but why is it a current favourite joke?

[johncorrigan]

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Very nice - but why is it a current favourite joke?

You need to go back to post 4053 for that, L. http://www.for3.org/forums/showthrea...101#post845101